Work out, fat-ass. You want to eat a lot of food? Justify it. If you do cardio, strength and all that in a day, and eat as much as you can, you'll get uber fit. Also, in terms fot the environment, being fat is VERY bad. Cattle emits 18% of all greenhouse gas emissions. ALL greenhouse gas emissions, coal, cars, natural gas, everything. Beef should be eaten as a treat because it's so bad, but food in general (and everything in the western world) has gone through way to much to be not bad for the environment. Don't eat more than you need. Chicken and fish is best for your body and the environment Eat vegetables, keep your carbohydrates down, and you'll eventually get big through working out. But, if you're skinny, it probably means you are more attractive, intelligent, and will live longer than those who aren't. Be proud of you're superiority, but don't flaunt it. Not flaunting you're superiority is a key part of being better than everyone else. Take it from me. And stop eating junk food. Seriously. Eat healthy and work out, and you'll get far more satisfaction in the long run than you will by eating junk food and trying to get fat. Also, the most important thing, you have to be patient when trying to change yourself. Think in terms of months, maybe weeks. Keep a steady habit. And again, trying to get fat, by eating junk food, is a terrible idea. Carbohydrates and salt (sodium) to to mention fat make it harder for you to concentrate, wear down just about everything in you, and, just don't do it. Even if you don't want to work out (or not a lot) DO NOT try to get fat. Good lord, you're already awesome by being skinny like me, don't try to fit in with the minions by becoming a lesser being. Make them want to fit in with you. Christ, don't get fat! What a terrible idea! Do you want to get stupid, too?!
