I'm looking to finally retire my old Xbox 360...

[PsychicTaco115]

So, what will you do with the old one?

Give it a proper funeral, I hope.

Here, I'll lead the service:

Friends, we are gathered here to remember Z of the Na'vi's Xbox 360

We will always remember the valiant service you gave in the performance in games such as Lollipop Chainsaw, Mass Effect 3, Skyrim, Batman: Arkham City and Marvel vs Capcom 3

Those original 28,780 Gamerpoints were earned on you, old friend.

We will miss the laughs and tears we had.

Farewell

*video snip*

:'(

That was beautiful.

I love you. I love you as much as a Lugia can love a mustachioed taco president.

My old Xbrick 360 will be dearly missed. I'll go ahead and load him on the rocket now.

Just doing my job!

*Tips hat*

Now, do you have any preference where we launch the Xbox?

We can aim it at planets, the Sun or let it wander the cosmos

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Just doing my job!

*Tips hat*

Now, do you have any preference where we launch the Xbox?

We can aim it at planets, the Sun or let it wander the cosmos

For the Leader of the Injustice League, you are quite the swell fellow, Mr. Taco President!

The sun will do just fine, let its smoldering remains become a part of that great big burning ball of gas in the sky.

*sniff*

You know, just like Grandma.

[sub]I've gone and derailed my own thread, haven't I?[/sub]

 

[Able Seacat]

I've had a slim for a while and they are much quieter thankfully. The buttons also beep when you use them which is neat. Do you know how your gonna go about transferring all your saves from your old Xbox to the slim?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Just doing my job!

*Tips hat*

Now, do you have any preference where we launch the Xbox?

We can aim it at planets, the Sun or let it wander the cosmos

For the Leader of the Injustice League, you are quite the swell fellow, Mr. Taco President!

The sun will do just fine, let its smoldering remains become a part of that great big burning ball of gas in the sky.

*sniff*

You know, just like Grandma.

[sub]I've gone and derailed my own thread, haven't I?[/sub]

The Escapist community are our friends!

The sun it is, now do the controllers carry over to the new system?

And technically speaking, we're still on "topic." We're just dealing with a different part of it!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I've had a slim for a while and they are much quieter thankfully. The buttons also beep when you use them which is neat. Do you know how your gonna go about transferring all your saves from your old Xbox to the slim?

Unfortunately I'm going to have to purchase a $20 transfer cable that I will use once and only once to transfer all my data from the old to the new. Luckily the proprietor of Gamestop told me I can return the cable within 30 days.

Hah, 30 days. Try the same day.

The Escapist community are our friends!

The sun it is, now do the controllers carry over to the new system?

And technically speaking, we're still on "topic." We're just dealing with a different part of it!

They do, but I don't think I'll be needing them when I'm going to be brandishing this kind of controller magic:

Hoo hoo, gold!

Still, I'll keep the others around for multiplayer with my fellow friends and family.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Or a Windows Computer.

Already have one, but I prefer console gaming.

I don't know, it's easier.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I've had a slim for a while and they are much quieter thankfully. The buttons also beep when you use them which is neat. Do you know how your gonna go about transferring all your saves from your old Xbox to the slim?

Unfortunately I'm going to have to purchase a $20 transfer cable that I will use once and only once to transfer all my data from the old to the new. Luckily the proprietor of Gamestop told me I can return the cable within 30 days.

Hah, 30 days. Try the same day.

The Escapist community are our friends!

The sun it is, now do the controllers carry over to the new system?

And technically speaking, we're still on "topic." We're just dealing with a different part of it!

They do, but I don't think I'll be needing them when I'm going to be brandishing this kind of controller magic:

Hoo hoo, gold!

Still, I'll keep the others around for multiplayer with my fellow friends and family.

The quality's good, but the return policy's a pain

I have to throw it in a volcano within 30 days? Can't I make the GameStop employees do that?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

The quality's good, but the return policy's a pain

I have to throw it in a volcano within 30 days? Can't I make the GameStop employees do that?

Only a truly evil taco president could do such a thing.

Are you that evil taco president? You've already got the mustache!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The quality's good, but the return policy's a pain

I have to throw it in a volcano within 30 days? Can't I make the GameStop employees do that?

Only a truly evil taco president could do such a thing.

Are you that evil taco president? You've already got the mustache!

Do what? Force the employees to do it?

No one will notice them gone, people like to complain about GS anyway!

Besides, it'll save some money. They're not getting paid for this, but they don't know it! XD