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Sparrow

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I've had those sort of strange moments where they're angry at me, BUT WON'T TELL ME WHY.

Oh, gee. That helps doesn't it? It's not like I can do anything about it if you don't freaking tell me.
 

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Ryokugax said:
johnzaku said:
I kinda wish we had broken up, that thanksgiving she left me to go back to her ex who beat her and exploited her and knocked her up. fun stuff!
Women, eh? Can't live with them and can't slap them upside the head like you would a male friend who did something as monumentally stupid as that.
Aymehn bruh-ther
 

johnzaku

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Sparrow said:
I've had those sort of strange moments where they're angry at me, BUT WON'T TELL ME WHY.

Oh, gee. That helps doesn't it? It's not like I can do anything about it if you don't freaking tell me.
Go up to her, and say this: "Now baby, I know I did something wrong, but I don't know what it is and I would like to go to my room for awhile and think about it."
 

johnzaku

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whoah, it just double posted.... um, I know it's off topic, but how do I remove a post I made?

This looks kinda bad....
 

Cornwallpwns

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in addition to several similar instances to these, i once had a very close female friend (probably my best friend at the time) who fancied me, asked me out and when i turned her down she didnt talk to me for almost a year and is still, 4 years on, in a monumental ahit with me...

the moral of this story is that it dosent matter if your screwing them or not, women are just crazy
 

Pink_Pirate

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yeah my ex, now turned best friend, was the most needy little ***** you can imagine. I think she used to do that sometime just to get attention, even if there was no real cause.. but to list some instances... i was once a half an hour late coming to her home, which i did about every day... one time i had to cut a phone conversation short because i was watching a movie with my brother... and then whenever i would make plans to hang with my friends... all this would result in her getting really pissed of and doing the whole "im not talking to you"... well after we broke up she sorta realised what a needy ***** she was and has thankfully mellowed out... now we are closer than ever... life is funny that way...
 

Abedeus

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I chuckled when a girl I like... well, not tripped, but didn't notice a small drop and landed in a funny way. It got worse when she told me to "stop laughing!", but she was laughing too... And I couldn't stop. Then I've spent 5 minutes apologizing for that.

Or I had to apologize to my friend when she punched me in the arm the second I flexed it. She said "...OW!" and accused me of hurting her.
 

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johnzaku said:
whoah, it just double posted.... um, I know it's off topic, but how do I remove a post I made?

This looks kinda bad....
You can't. Don't worry about it though, no-one cares unless people don't use the edit button. Just put "Double Post" in the offending post and leave it be.
 

Dentedgod

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I wouldn't consider any woman not talking to me a punishment, I would consider it a present, especially right after sex when she just puts on headphones a leaves. Holy crap, I'd request that for my birthday from my GF if I didn't think I'd hear about it for the rest of the week, possibly month and maybe I'd never hear the end of it.

If I could figure out where to meet a hot mute chick, I'd go there asap.
 

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Ugk, this made me kinda angry.
I want to say serves you right for having a friend with benifits, I absolutely hate the idea of that. And the 'hurr hurr, I can get secks' thing I'm getting.

"Annoyed doesn't begin to describe how I'm feeling at the moment but I'm not that bothered, she'll cool off, they all do"
That line annoyed me too, 'they all do' I hate that generalised view men have of us. Don't men get pissed off?
I'm far from feminist, but come on. Also I'm bored and any message is a message.
And yes, I've got pissed off at my boyfriend before, but I'm only human.
 

ace_of_something

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FwB is usually a very bad idea resulting in someone being seriously hurt.

My favorite from my lady friends is when I ask what it is I did and get a response "No, it's what you DIDn'T DO!"
I reply "How could I know what I didn't do if I didn't do it? I don't do a lot of things. I didn't fire a gun into the air. I didn't water the lawn yesterday..." Then I filibuster all the things I didn't do until she
A) just tells me
B) I get in even worse trouble

Usually the 2nd one happens despite my flawless plan.
 

Xyphon

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Not really a "huff", more like a sledgehammer to the balls.

I was 16 and dating an 18 year old woman. She cheated on me just because I didn't want to have intercourse with her at my age. I found out she was cheating on me on her birthday in the worst way ever. I walked over to her house with a brand new Xbox 360 that I bought for her. I knocked on the door, she answered and tried to kiss me. Her breath smelled REALLY bad so I had to back up and tell her not to kiss me. Went to her room and set the 360 on her bed. She told me to look in the top drawer because she had a little present for me.

I looked in there and found a used condom that was still warm and had fluids dripping out of it. The guy walked out of the bathroom laughing. I picked up the 360 and just walked right back to my house.
 

BeeRye

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For reasons I no longer remember, my ex-girlfriend went on a massive rant about how she hated her mother, (who is quite a dislikable I must say) so I decided to go along with her and said something like "Yeah I don't like her much". After two days of silent treatment she finally tells me that she wasn't talking to me because I said I "hate" her mother, and after all, one does not just say those sort of things! -.-
 

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Xyphon said:
Not really a "huff", more like a sledgehammer to the balls.

I was 16 and dating an 18 year old woman. She cheated on me just because I didn't want to have intercourse with her at my age. I found out she was cheating on me on her birthday in the worst way ever. I walked over to her house with a brand new Xbox 360 that I bought for her. I knocked on the door, she answered and tried to kiss me. Her breath smelled REALLY bad so I had to back up and tell her not to kiss me. Went to her room and set the 360 on her bed. She told me to look in the top drawer because she had a little present for me.

I looked in there and found a used condom that was still warm and had fluids dripping out of it. The guy walked out of the bathroom laughing. I picked up the 360 and just walked right back to my house.
Holy crap 8|

Ahah, i get the silent treatment all the time . The trick to reversing it is spontaneity and honesty (both the things which got me in trouble in the first place) . That or not giving a crap, although that doesn't solve it . It just makes you not give a crap . Sometimes, they're being reasonable, and I can honestly apologize for being such a brat . And sometimes, I just don't care about their silly demands .

Pardon my phrasing, but I'm nobody's *****.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
EmileeElectro said:
I want to say serves you right for having a friend with benifits, I absolutely hate the idea of that. And the 'hurr hurr, I can get secks' thing I'm getting.
I wanted to say something similar, but I feared mentioning my less-than-popular view of sex in general and casual sex in particular.

I like my kneecaps intact, thanks muchly.
It's alright Max, I understand your asexuality so it's cool:)

EmileeElectro said:
Ugk, this made me kinda angry.
I want to say serves you right for having a friend with benifits, I absolutely hate the idea of that. And the 'hurr hurr, I can get secks' thing I'm getting.

"Annoyed doesn't begin to describe how I'm feeling at the moment but I'm not that bothered, she'll cool off, they all do"
That line annoyed me too, 'they all do' I hate that generalised view men have of us. Don't men get pissed off?
I'm far from feminist, but come on. Also I'm bored and any message is a message.
And yes, I've got pissed off at my boyfriend before, but I'm only human.
Hurr hurr, I can get secks:p
It may be a generalised view but it's more than founded if it's become a generalisation, and I never said men don't get pissed off. Please learn to read.
 

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Xyphon said:
Not really a "huff", more like a sledgehammer to the balls.

I was 16 and dating an 18 year old woman. She cheated on me just because I didn't want to have intercourse with her at my age. I found out she was cheating on me on her birthday in the worst way ever. I walked over to her house with a brand new Xbox 360 that I bought for her. I knocked on the door, she answered and tried to kiss me. Her breath smelled REALLY bad so I had to back up and tell her not to kiss me. Went to her room and set the 360 on her bed. She told me to look in the top drawer because she had a little present for me.

I looked in there and found a used condom that was still warm and had fluids dripping out of it. The guy walked out of the bathroom laughing. I picked up the 360 and just walked right back to my house.
You should have thrown it at his face, or shoved it down her throat. Or beat the shit out of both of them with the xbox.