I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[GnomeThief]

My black bowler hat with the steampunk goggles and a Wii balance board.

 

[NordicWarrior]

a onezi and a chainsaw

That actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[Paksenarrion]

knee length summer dress and a lightsaber

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Work tie worn as a bandana. Cricket bat. Lets go, zombies.

They call me Mr. Fareinheit, I'm travelin' at the speed of light!

A pair of briefs, and a Louisvile.

 

[JacobyPAX]

Bathrobe and Katana

 

[Jzolr0708]

My Tux and 9-Iron

Might as well go out the Rapture way.

 

[Reaper195]

Bright pink man thong and a copy of Firefly on Blu-Ray.

 

[Virgilthepagan]

tear away pants and a broadsword

 

[Free Thinker]

Leather pants and a Japanese shortsword.

 

[Cade the Imperfect]

Paint of shorts and my ipod, need music while i am killen zombies

 

[Agayek]

Probably a pair of boxers and the 12-gauge I keep in my room, whichever is closer. And before someone yells at me for the shotgun not being a melee weapon, I don't actually have any ammo on hand for it currently, but it's pretty hefty so it makes a fairly decent club. Plus there's an ammo shop down the hill where I can grab some ammoo.

If I must stick to the "melee weapon" rule literally, it would be my bokken (wooden katana).

 

[liljabba]

gimp suit and a wet fish

 

[godofallu]

Zombie outfit, and a severed head.

 

[Undercover]

Strategically placed argyll sock & a waffle iron.

What, you don't make waffles in the shower?

 

[MajoraPersona]

Shoes and a backback.

 

[King of the N00bs]

jeans and a broom

 

[goldsphinxx]

A fedora and my iPod touch, because theres an app for that.

 

[goldsphinxx]

But for seriousness, I would probably have boxers and a belt.