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Communist partisan

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I would take my trilby cos' nearly all my awesomeness is in the hat cos' it gets really heavy to always walk around whith all that awesomeness and my weapon would totally be a badass machete and whith my machete and iron fist I would form a new brotherhood for men whith machetes! http://www.firstshowing.net/img/trejo-machete-ontopcar.jpg
 

barash

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Kakhi shorts and katana/wakizashi combo - can see 3 swords from where I'm sitting.

Viking-samurai-redneck-guy is prepared for close combat :)
 

Megacherv

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Pyjama shorts and my stepdad's baseball bat (why he has one I don't know, we live in Britain)
 

Fraught

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Of course I'd take a pair of trousers. Don't want a zombie taking a bite out of my...*clears throat*...dongle.

And I don't like to exhibit it, and during a zombie brawl, it would just distract too much. I'd get a pair of shorts that I'm wearing right now. When I can choose only one article of clothing, it will alwaysbe pants. They only help, a fedora can easily fall off, or distract you. It's pointless.

Also, you would use your bass guitar to kill zombies? What are you, mad?!

But since I have a guitar AND a bass guitar (which I use far less than my guitar), then I guess that'd be a decent weapon against them. Alternatively, that skateboard that I have hidden away somewhere (though I know the general area where it is and can easily reach it).
 

Dead Eye II

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a comfy ass pair of boxers and my broken guitar, might as well get some use out of the crappy thing lol
 

MrPatience

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It would have to be my good pair of runners and my nine-foot flagpole (no entendres here).
I reckon that the wavy red thing would distract the zombies. I'd be a handsome, naked, and yet fleet-footed matador.
 

slightly evil

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pajama bottoms and a bit of wood
or if i had a moment: boots (I'd be cold but i could escape) and a machete
 

Buleet

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my underpants and a my bb-gun is i run out off bb's itl still be a decent hitting weapon.though ill proberbly try to escape onto the roof taking along some clothing.
 

PunkRex

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My comfy sandals or slippers and the old rusty hunting sword we have in our house.
 

Exocet

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Sneakers and a metallic chair as a big,heavy blunt object.
I'm probably going to get bitten and turn,so when I get shot by survivors,I want them to laugh as they see a naked zombie running around....
Then makes ladies swoon and men uncomfortable.

What?
 

Mechsoap

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a duster, and a crowbar if possible becouse its my only time to feel like gordon freeman
 

fgdfgdgd

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black leather trench coat and my 6' frankish claymore...what? doesn't everyone have a big ass sword hanging on the wall in their bedroom ?