I'm the porcupine god and you will WORSHIP ME!

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Go on then, worship me.
I don't really have a preference for which kind of worship, praying, kneeling, praising, sacrafices...

Hurry up, i don't have all day.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

My one true lord and master is th flying spaghetti monster.

 

[DEATHROAD]

Makes about as much sense as most other religions in the world so why not.

In all seriousness: ..What?

 

[SPARTANXIII]

*Coo-coo clock sound*

 

[RagnaThePig]

What's in it for me ?

 

[Sethzard]

Are you on PCP?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

My one true lord and master is th flying spaghetti monster.

Ah!
He works the night-shifts.

In all seriousness: ..What?

Well, i see no reason not too.
At least you have 100% confirmation that i'm real.

Plus i like bacon, thought i'd just mention that, couldn't hurt.

 

[Poisoni]

If I could chamge my response I would...

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Sorry, I cannot worship another.

Cthulhu would be mad at me...

 

[Souplex]

The only god on the 'Pist is the all-mighty Souplex.
All false gods must be slain.

 

[JoJo]

Sorry, my loyalty is to Her Britannic Majesty, to give it to any other is treason.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

What's in it for me ?

A picture of a porcupine [sub]which will be recieved within 3-4 working days.[/sub] and a pat on the back!

Are you on PCP?

I have no idea what that is!
Musn't exist, what with me being the porcupine god and all...

 

[DEATHROAD]

My one true lord and master is th flying spaghetti monster.

Ah!
He works the night-shifts.

In all seriousness: ..What?

Well, i see no reason not too.
At least you have 100% confirmation that i'm real.

Plus i like bacon, thought i'd just mention that, couldn't hurt.

Okay, well what can you offer me in terms of afterlifes?

 

[Sethzard]

What's in it for me ?

A picture of a porcupine [sub]which will be recieved within 3-4 working days.[/sub] and a pat on the back!

Are you on PCP?

I have no idea what that is!
Musn't exist, what with me being the porcupine god and all...

Aren't you just the god of porcupines though?

 

[fenrizz]

My one true lord and master is th flying spaghetti monster.

Ah!
He works the night-shifts.

In all seriousness: ..What?

Well, i see no reason not too.
At least you have 100% confirmation that i'm real.

Plus i like bacon, thought i'd just mention that, couldn't hurt.

Bacon you say?
Count me in.

Will a offering of coffee beans and a banana suffice?

 

[MurderousToaster]

What's in it for me ?

A picture of a porcupine [sub]which will be recieved within 3-4 working days.[/sub] and a pat on the back!

Are you on PCP?

I have no idea what that is!
Musn't exist, what with me being the porcupine god and all...

PorCuPine? I imagine the fellow believes you're riding another porcupine. Does the porcupine god ride on the backs of other porcupines?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Okay, well what can you offer me in terms of afterlifes?

Yes!
We offer a great afterlife package, at a reasonable price of YOUR SOUL[sub]terms and conditions apply[/sub].
For this you will receive a fantastic little cottage, free coffee every morning, knowledge that you won't be used as a pin-cushion and a complimentary basket of muffins!

 

[RagnaThePig]

What's in it for me ?

A picture of a porcupine [sub]which will be recieved within 3-4 working days.[/sub] and a pat on the back!

My dad gives me pats on the back every chance he gets and I already have a 10 feet tall picture of a Hedgehog which is pretty much the same as a porcupine.

Your marketing sucks.

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I worship no one, sorry. Although, I do like porcupines. :3

 

[martin's a madman]

No! Do it yourself you lazy git.