I'm the porcupine god and you will WORSHIP ME!

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

ive met better

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Your marketing sucks.

[HEADING=1]DO NOT ANGER ME MORTAL![/HEADING]

I worship no one, sorry.

Other than Dr. Pepper? *winks*

Bacon you say?
Count me in.

Will a offering of coffee beans and a banana suffice?

As long as they do not bear resembelence to the chuckle brothers.

PorCuPine? I imagine the fellow believes you're riding another porcupine. Does the porcupine god ride on the backs of other porcupines?

No!
The porcupine god rolls around in his sweeeet pimped-out moon-buggy.

 

[DEATHROAD]

Okay, well what can you offer me in terms of afterlifes?

Yes!
We offer a great afterlife package, at a reasonable price of YOUR SOUL[sub]terms and conditions apply[/sub].
For this you will receive a fantastic little cottage, free coffee every morning, knowledge that you won't be used as a pin-cushion and a complimentary basket of muffins!

Well.. As much as i love free muffins im not going to be trading my soul for a muffin anytime soon, Not after last time.. How about i give you 5 souls that arent mine, and you give me the muffins?

 

[Vancleef]

Will there be candy? If not you have sadly lost a follower.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Well.. As much as i love free muffins im not going to be trading my soul for a muffin anytime soon, Not after last time.. How about i give you 5 souls that arent mine, and you give me the muffins?

Depends on the souls.
I mean, i'm not really sure where you will find these souls...

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Will there be candy? If not you have sadly lost a follower.

Of course!
[sub]and horrible pain[/sub]
But mainly candy!!!
And you were a follower to begin with?

 

[DEATHROAD]

Well.. As much as i love free muffins im not going to be trading my soul for a muffin anytime soon, Not after last time.. How about i give you 5 souls that arent mine, and you give me the muffins?

Depends on the souls.
I mean, i'm not really sure where you will find these souls...

Well, i can guarentee you the soul of jude law, i already own the souls to one half of jedward (God knows which half), Im not that fond of the 'Rock Bank' across the street who practice at 3am, theres about 3 of them.. thats 5?

Muffin me O' Lord.

 

[RagnaThePig]

Your marketing sucks.

[HEADING=1]DO NOT ANGER ME MORTAL![/HEADING]

Pffffrrrt... In my time, Gods would actually threaten you with real dangers, but nowadays it's just pointless angst and finger wagging. Divinity ain't what it used to be.

 

[Vancleef]

Will there be candy? If not you have sadly lost a follower.

Of course!
[sub]and horrible pain[/sub]
But mainly candy!!!
And you were a follower to begin with?

(English fail on my part. I'm not a follower)

Though I might consider it now that I know there is candy.
How long have you been in the deity busniess anyway, if I may ask?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Well, i can guarentee you the soul of jude law, i already own the souls to one half of jedward (God knows which half), Im not that fond of the 'Rock Bank' across the street who practice at 3am, theres about 3 of them.. thats 5?

Muffin me O' Lord.

HEY!
I don't want any half-baked souls.
I want quality.

Pffffrrrt... In my time, Gods would actually threaten you with real dangers, but nowadays it's just pointless angst. Divinity ain't what it used to be.

Ohhh, here we go again, all about the old gods and their power... 'Ooh, look at me! I'm Thor and i have a big hammer ooh!'
WELL THEY ARE GONE NOW, AND I STAND IN THEIR PLACE.

Aren't you just the god of porcupines though?

Yes... i thought i made that quite clear...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

...
kay.

and i'll send you a grape every day.

At least you have 100% confirmation that i'm real.

i like your logic m'good sir. will you accept sex instead of bacon?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

...
i like your logic m'good sir. will you accept sex instead of bacon?

Depends.
I don't want any old crappy half-baked sex.
I want quality.

 

[DEATHROAD]

Well, i can guarentee you the soul of jude law, i already own the souls to one half of jedward (God knows which half), Im not that fond of the 'Rock Bank' across the street who practice at 3am, theres about 3 of them.. thats 5?

Muffin me O' Lord.

HEY!
I don't want any half-baked souls.
I want quality.

Fine fine, Ill give you Will smith and the cast of friends, Minus Ross and Joey.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Fine fine, Ill give you Will smith and the cast of friends, Minus Ross and Joey.

You have a deal.
Enjoy your muffins.

 

[RagnaThePig]

Pffffrrrt... In my time, Gods would actually threaten you with real dangers, but nowadays it's just pointless angst. Divinity ain't what it used to be.

Ohhh, here we go again, all about the old gods and their power... 'Ooh, look at me! I'm Thor and i have a big hammer ooh!'
WELL THEY ARE GONE NOW, AND I STAND IN THEIR PLACE.

Call me old fashion but what is the point of being a god if you can't do supernatural shit ? Or at least pretend you do ? Come on ! Xenu has more to offer than you do.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

...
i like your logic m'good sir. will you accept sex instead of bacon?

Depends.
I don't want any old crappy half-baked sex.
I want quality.

would handcuffs and whips increase quality?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Call me old fashion but what is the point of being a god if you can't do supernatural shit ? Or at least pretend you do ? Come on ! Xenu has more to offer than you do.

I am talking to you through a magic box!
That's good enough.

 

[RagnaThePig]

I am talking to you through a magic box!
That's good enough.

That's the Olympian public education for you... You have so much potential, you could be studying how to split planets in two and you settle for parlor tricks.

Your mother/sister must be so proud...

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

would handcuffs and whips increase quality?

Depends on the chemical compisition of both those things.

Your mother/sister must be so proud...

I have no family!
I AM A GOD!!!
Anyway, what's the point of splitting planets?

 

[RagnaThePig]

I have no family!
I AM A GOD!!!
Anyway, what's the point of splitting planets?

If you studied like your parents told you to, you would know.


Mmmm... Warm creamy center...