I shall continue to give bad relationship advice with the end disclaimer: "Girls will think you're the bee's knees. At least, on meth they do."unoleian said:This is terrible advice!Paksenarrion said:Depending on what you know about this girl, this may or may not work:
Pretend to have confidence, even if you don't have it. Try to lean leisurely against a wall, only to find that the wall ended inches away from your hand, and take a pratfall. Pretend that you meant to do that (which technically, you did), and ask her in a roundabout way if she wants to go for a happy meal or something. Add something totally false, like, "Me and Ronald/Jack/The King, we're like, old buddies from college/used to serve in the same platoon/met each other in Alcoholics Anonymous."
This may or may not work.
(ed- oh, wait, that one in the quote IS actually clever! nice. Shoulda finished reading the whole thingI hit "quote" after the "add something totally false" bit. Heh.)
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On to the OP (again):
Now, again, best thing to do-- be ready to accept any answer. That's confidence. Then, just freakin' ask! Or, don't ask, but make it a declaration. "I like you. Let's party!" or whatever.
To repeat a motto used again and again here: Just do it!
OT: Make a lively impression. If she remembers you from that one time you offered to take her out for a happy meal, that means she's thought about you since then. If not, you've shown other girls in the vicinity that you're approachable. If the girl you like (or any girl, for that matter) approaches you and actually accepts your offer of a McDate, allow your voice to break at this point, squeaking "Really?!", before clearing your throat and in a deeper, "manlier" voice, say, "...really?"
There are ways to use puberty to your advantage.
tldr, be yourself and be humourous.