I'm unsure what this sexuality is... [No google results]

[DrgoFx]

So I recently found out what my sexuality is specifically but I haven't found a name for it. I googled the "requirements" for it, but I'm really uncertain. I'm not pansexual, because gender is still a factor, but it's close...I think. What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting. Same with guys. It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman. If I was a woman, I'd look for a man.

EDIT: Fuck sleeping...No, it's not heterosexuality. Unless I missed something, I'm not attracted to the opposite sex alone. I'm attracted to the interaction between opposite sexes.

In other words: I will not find a masturbating woman appealing, but the moment a guy gets involved I'm all for it. Two girls using dildos does nothing for me, but once a guy jumps in I'm all for it. Same with guys, not appealing until a girl is involved. Unless I'm missing something, Heterosexuality is the attraction to the opposite sex alone, but that's not what I'm attracted to.

 

[BringBackBuck]

...It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman...

Umm, heterosexual? Unless I've either I've missed something here, or you've done a poor job of explaining it.

 

[Altorin]

Not sure if troll or real life.

If it's a troll, then lol

If it's real life.. then LOLOLOLOL

it sounds like you're straight chap.

a non-homophobic, straight person.

they can exist.

 

[Davroth]

I find this hard to believe. Not even a little bit bi? That's just nonsense.

 

[Bassik]

What, you never looked at a farm animal and thought: "Damn, I need a piece of that"? Or got turned on by those darn cartoon ponies?
Or maybe you feel something about furniture and are unsure what to do about it?
What is wrong with you, not having any fetishes or illegal preferences?



But seriously, are you trolling? You're trolling, aren't you?

 

[Padwolf]

It seems to me that you are heterosexual. I may have missed something or missed the point or whatever, but it just sounds like heterosexuality.

 

[purplecactus]

Pretty sure you're heterosexual, mate. It happens. It might be difficult to accept at first, but I'm sure you'll come to terms with it eventually. Hang in there.

...seriously. This is a joke, right? I mean, really?

 

[DoPo]

Pretty sure you're heterosexual, mate. It happens. It might be difficult to accept at first, but I'm sure you'll come to terms with it eventually. Hang in there.

Yes, he is correct. It's OK, don't worry, we are here for you and we love you no matter what. Your choices are your own to make. If you like women, then don't let anybody tell you you're wrong.

 

[Rastien]

You sound like your pretty straight there dude nothing to worry about but mfw when reading your post:

Spoiler

 

[launchpadmcqwak]

You sound like your pretty straight there dude nothing to worry about but mfw when reading your post:

Spoiler

^this

OT:...i sense a troll, all hands to battlestations

 

[Random berk]

Ok, this was one of the funnier things that I've read on the Escapist in a while. If you are a troll OP, then congrats on a job well done. If you're serious, then this was a bit of a fail, but I thank you for making me laugh nonetheless.

 

[launchpadmcqwak]

So I recently found out what my sexuality is specifically but I haven't found a name for it. I googled the "requirements" for it, but I'm really uncertain. I'm not pansexual, because gender is still a factor, but it's close...I think. What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting. Same with guys. It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman. If I was a woman, I'd look for a man.

what the...are you like...what?

 

[Lyri]

So I recently found out what my sexuality is specifically but I haven't found a name for it. I googled the "requirements" for it, but I'm really uncertain. I'm not pansexual, because gender is still a factor, but it's close...I think. What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting. Same with guys. It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman. If I was a woman, I'd look for a man.

So basically you don't like girl on girl and you like your porn to have a dick in it.

Welcome to being a straight hetero male.

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

I thought I was the only one!

On a related note, my captcha for this post is 'half inch'. No, really.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

This is thread is amazing

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

You're.... you're heterosexual? You weird freak. I am sickened to my core. GTFO my internet, damn you.

Ugh...this. Straight people make fucking sick. >.> It's just so unnatural.