I'm unsure what this sexuality is... [No google results]

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launchpadmcqwak

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this was an amazing troll. stupid enough to ignite a reaction, but confusing enough to leave us wondering if it was a troll or not...Kudos
 

Gabanuka

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Hetro...


I know its crazy but its actually a thing, sick fucks all of them.

This is now a High Res Fruit Thread

 

Aprilgold

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Yep, it looks like it has happened.

We have now officially reached the point where people start forgetting there is such a thing as heterosexuality.

The conservatives were right!
Well I did my part for the secret-gay-agenda, recruited 900 kids this month alone with that Oreo Cookie scandal.

You at the Straight-Alliance need to step it up and mindwash kids as well as we have.

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Your stragiht. A heterosexual.
 

dantoddd

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wait you can't be straight and not like girl on girl stuff. There has to be something more to this
 

Lt._nefarious

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... I, uh... Um... Well... Er... *sigh* This can't be serious can it..? I mean... Ugh... Just... Just look at it..!

So I recently found out what my sexuality is specifically but I haven't found a name for it. I googled the "requirements" for it, but I'm really uncertain. I'm not pansexual, because gender is still a factor, but it's close...I think. What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting. Same with guys. It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman. If I was a woman, I'd look for a man.
It... It... No, it can't be... Serious... Can it? If it is... I... It would make him straight... Right..? I mean surely... It's not gotten to the point where... Where being straight is weird... So... So... How could one not... Urg... That's it... I'm getting a lobotomy...

(Not trying to troll or offend just expressing my views)
 

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Gabanuka said:
Hetro...


I know its crazy but its actually a thing, sick fucks all of them.

This is now a High Res Fruit Thread


OT: So OP, you saying that you AREN'T bisexual, a furry, gay or asexual! How can you even be on here then!
 

Pegghead

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Sounds hetero, but why so desperate to find some term for it? Go out into the wild yonder, find that which you like to do the nasty with and do the nasty! Provided you aren't breaking any laws of course.
 

Syzygy23

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purplecactus said:
Pretty sure you're heterosexual, mate. It happens. It might be difficult to accept at first, but I'm sure you'll come to terms with it eventually. Hang in there.

...seriously. This is a joke, right? I mean, really?
It's no joke. You remember the Hetero Riots of 2036, yeah? It was about 20 years after we lost the Great Gender War and they changed the united States of america to The United States of Gaymerica. For too long has the Heterosexual man been oppressed! We need to rise up and let our voices be heard!
 

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Deviate said:
You're.... you're heterosexual? You weird freak. I am sickened to my core. GTFO my internet, damn you.
Next thing you know they'll want to get married and adopt children. Fucking sickening.
 

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Oh man, this whole thread is just made of win.

Anyway, if we can look past the laughter for a minute and re-read the original post...
DrgoFx said:
So I recently found out what my sexuality is specifically but I haven't found a name for it. I googled the "requirements" for it, but I'm really uncertain. I'm not pansexual, because gender is still a factor, but it's close...I think. What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting. Same with guys. It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman. If I was a woman, I'd look for a man.
Sounds like voyeurism to me mate.

Basically you're just a perv.

*cue outrage*
 

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DrgoFx said:
So I recently found out what my sexuality is specifically but I haven't found a name for it. I googled the "requirements" for it, but I'm really uncertain. I'm not pansexual, because gender is still a factor, but it's close...I think. What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting. Same with guys. It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman. If I was a woman, I'd look for a man.

your a sexual deviant.

lock yourself in the cellar immediately.
 

King of Asgaard

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OP can't be serious, right?
Or maybe he is... making me unsure which outcome is funnier...
 

Xaio30

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Did any of you even read the OP? He clearly states that
DrgoFx said:
What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female.
which means that he could be attracted to men if he was biologically female but retaining his current mind!
He's not solely attracted to a gender, but the interaction itself between man and woman.
OT: I have no idea if there is a word for it. But hey, it does not need to have one to exist. :)
 

Mr Pantomime

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That ain't right man. Everyone knows we reproduce like plants. Now stop with this girl on guy nonsense and go masturbate into the night. Spread your seed the natural way.
 

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Deviate said:
You're.... you're heterosexual? You weird freak. I am sickened to my core. GTFO my internet, damn you.
Come on, it's not that bad. I mean he could be into... Y'know, *cough* consensual sex in the missionary possition for the express purpose of procreation.
I feel bad for just thinking about that shit.
 

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Clearing the Eye said:
I don't know ow to feel about this thread.

I'm scared.
Just continue clearing the eye and then you will see the real meaning of this thread.
 

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ToastiestZombie said:
Gabanuka said:
Hetro...


I know its crazy but its actually a thing, sick fucks all of them.

This is now a High Res Fruit Thread


OT: So OP, you saying that you AREN'T bisexual, a furry, gay or asexual! How can you even be on here then!
I'm not any of those things either. Was bicurious, realised I wasn't gay or bi about the time when a dude grabbed my gentleman's region and it just wasn't right. The whole furry concept weirds me out. and I'm certainly not asexual.

So I'm a heterosexual white male, which I believe makes me the devil in the gaming community. It's not my fault game devs/publishers don't realise I'm capable of finding decent porn on the internet! In fact, I don't really like all this ultra-sexualised crap. There's a time and a place.
 

TheRussian

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Yeup, you're straight.
Or mostly straight for that matter.
[EDIT]
And really, this thread is amazing.