this was an amazing troll. stupid enough to ignite a reaction, but confusing enough to leave us wondering if it was a troll or not...Kudos
Well I did my part for the secret-gay-agenda, recruited 900 kids this month alone with that Oreo Cookie scandal.SmashLovesTitanQuest said:Yep, it looks like it has happened.
We have now officially reached the point where people start forgetting there is such a thing as heterosexuality.
The conservatives were right!
It... It... No, it can't be... Serious... Can it? If it is... I... It would make him straight... Right..? I mean surely... It's not gotten to the point where... Where being straight is weird... So... So... How could one not... Urg... That's it... I'm getting a lobotomy...So I recently found out what my sexuality is specifically but I haven't found a name for it. I googled the "requirements" for it, but I'm really uncertain. I'm not pansexual, because gender is still a factor, but it's close...I think. What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting. Same with guys. It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman. If I was a woman, I'd look for a man.
Gabanuka said:Hetro...
I know its crazy but its actually a thing, sick fucks all of them.
This is now a High Res Fruit Thread
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It's no joke. You remember the Hetero Riots of 2036, yeah? It was about 20 years after we lost the Great Gender War and they changed the united States of america to The United States of Gaymerica. For too long has the Heterosexual man been oppressed! We need to rise up and let our voices be heard!purplecactus said:Pretty sure you're heterosexual, mate. It happens. It might be difficult to accept at first, but I'm sure you'll come to terms with it eventually. Hang in there.
...seriously. This is a joke, right? I mean, really?
Next thing you know they'll want to get married and adopt children. Fucking sickening.Deviate said:You're.... you're heterosexual? You weird freak. I am sickened to my core. GTFO my internet, damn you.
Sounds like voyeurism to me mate.DrgoFx said:So I recently found out what my sexuality is specifically but I haven't found a name for it. I googled the "requirements" for it, but I'm really uncertain. I'm not pansexual, because gender is still a factor, but it's close...I think. What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting. Same with guys. It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman. If I was a woman, I'd look for a man.
DrgoFx said:So I recently found out what my sexuality is specifically but I haven't found a name for it. I googled the "requirements" for it, but I'm really uncertain. I'm not pansexual, because gender is still a factor, but it's close...I think. What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting. Same with guys. It's specifically a girl and a guy, no matter what. I don't know why that is, and I'm not disgusted by the rest but it's just not arousing to me. So what exactly is this? I mean, the sexes still are in play, it's just since I'm a man, I look for a woman. If I was a woman, I'd look for a man.
which means that he could be attracted to men if he was biologically female but retaining his current mind!DrgoFx said:What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female.
Come on, it's not that bad. I mean he could be into... Y'know, *cough* consensual sex in the missionary possition for the express purpose of procreation.Deviate said:You're.... you're heterosexual? You weird freak. I am sickened to my core. GTFO my internet, damn you.
Just continue clearing the eye and then you will see the real meaning of this thread.Clearing the Eye said:I don't know ow to feel about this thread.
I'm scared.
I'm not any of those things either. Was bicurious, realised I wasn't gay or bi about the time when a dude grabbed my gentleman's region and it just wasn't right. The whole furry concept weirds me out. and I'm certainly not asexual.ToastiestZombie said:Gabanuka said:Hetro...
I know its crazy but its actually a thing, sick fucks all of them.
This is now a High Res Fruit Thread
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OT: So OP, you saying that you AREN'T bisexual, a furry, gay or asexual! How can you even be on here then!