Im very ill, any tips?

[Fireyredmullet]

try not to die

 

[ioxles]

Silence fools, this man needs solitude and quiet.

And more leeches.

 

[aperpheldy]

Probably not going to cure you, but CHICKEN SOUP is great. It will warm you and taste great at the same time.

 

[Bendon]

don't eat shitty fast foods or processed bullshit or any of that shit

drink green tea, that shit is good for you

 

[The Rockerfly]

Orange juice
Lots of orange juice

 

[JemJar]

Spend all your time reading advice from the internet.

 

[Bat Vader]

Damn it man I am a gamer not a doctor.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't cough on me.

 

[ErGo]

Make some tea, drink it(DUH) and go to sleep .

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Orange juice
Lots of orange juice

1. Listen to this guy.
2. Go to the store and buy already cooked Chicken , Carrots, Celery, Chicken Broth, Any kind of pasta, Broccoli and any spices of your choosing.
3. Go home.
4. Take a pot and fill it with about two cups of water. Put it on the stove on high and play Tetris until it comes to a boil. Turn to medium and ad ingredients in any order. Continue to play Tetris while stirring every five minutes until the noodles look mushy while spicing to your liking.
5. There is no step five!
6. Eat.
7. Wait...

Be sure to save some for later as you will need some tomorrow.

 

[bodyklok]

Whatever you do, DON'T DIE! That will suck.

 

[deletemeplease107]

Damn it man I am a gamer not a doctor.

You sir, made me laugh!

 

[Jellosnark]

You could try tea, good food and not fast food, sleep, and take baths. Always works for me.

Also, a spoonful of honey every day.

 

[Bat Vader]

Damn it man I am a gamer not a doctor.

You sir, made me laugh!

My work is done.

 

[deletemeplease107]

Damn it man I am a gamer not a doctor.

You sir, made me laugh!

My work is done.

Someone get this man a cookie!!!!

 

[DoctorWhat]

I feel terrible with a bad cold.

Any thing that you do to help ease the terrible-ness?

I say lie down, and MILK IT TO DEATH!!! Get as much ice-cream as you can off as many people as you can! And yeah... don't die

 

[Pink dragon]

maybe visit an actual doctor at the hospital this "home-made" stuff can lead to serious complications

 

[VitalSigns]

Green Tea and Lemon Tea work wonders.