I'm writing a song...

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And I need help. It's an epic about a hero named X. He does awesome stuff to protect humanity (blowing up monsters, fighting bears, kicking a radioactive guy in the nuts, etc...), and I'm running out of ideas of what he should do next? Should he ally the sharks, or fight them? The more awesome the ideas the better. (I.E. An ancient swordsmaster high-fiving a tiger during an explosion...in space.)

I'll post the song here when it's done, so you can see that your awesome worked.

 

[Zaldra]

verse 1
(light rift base)
"he was walking in the desert....
not a single soul around
he look around and back down to his hand
in his hand he held a picture
a picture of what he done
and of what was to come.

(solo + drums ((duh duh duh duh duhduh)) )

verse 2
what he done was the best
his name was X
he punched a mountain and it blew up
he fixed billy dog named pup
then the alians came and blew up (place)
corus
help! you must save us now
please! can you rescue me
alians are here and you better think clear
dont be an idiot call mr X

verse 3
X was on his way
killing and grilling anything
kicked an alian in the balls
kicked an alian in the head
kicked an alian in the chest
he got to the mothership
there was a tiger with a soard....

thats what i got so far
(sorry for bad spelling)

 

[Revolutionary]

Ally the sharks, Fight the scorpoins, fear the spiders. Also engage in negotiations with the dolphins. And discover a magic key that sets thing on rainbows....you heard me "sets things on rainbows."

 

[PSIcho2468]

Should attack dracula with an aids infected cat

 

[willofbob]

good for you.

also, if this song isn't comedic, then I pity you.

 

[Wuggy]

X should fight against a dystopian Skynet-like city-state called Post-Human-Vatican that's about to destroy mankind with nuclear bomb cluster.

Have him playing electric guitar shaped like an massive axe, while riding on a raptor that's riding on a shark with rocket boosters and laser cannons. In a tornado. While doing this he's having a rock-off with an evil cyborg-pope who is surfing in the tornado playing a 6-necked guitar that shoots lightning.

He defeats the cyborg-pope and sets out to stop launch. He faces an army/squad of cyborg-nun-samurai. He doesn't manage to stop the launch but he does manage to ride one of the bombs rodeo style. He then proceeds use his rocket-laser-gun-shark as a baseball bat to hit the nuclear bombs into space.

Once again the day is saved!

BUT WAIT one of the nuclear missiles accidentally hit a cruiser spaceship of an alien overlord that now sets out to destroy the whole planet! Ta dah, cliffhanger.

 

[Cheesus333]

Should he ally the sharks, or fight them?

Isn't the answer obvious? He should ally with them, get what he needs, THEN fight them, in the name of pointless acts of douchey badassery.