I'm...

[DannyHale09]

I'm an atheist.
I'm an Apple fanatic.
I'm going to play the ever-loving shit out of Skyrim!

 

[Wicky_42]

I'm Spartacus!
Also, probably ninja'd... but that doesn't matter!
I'm employed (yay) in a job (sigh
I'm still trying to find someone to be a 'significant other'. But I'm shit at looking.
I'm putting off Monday by staying up. I hear that works.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I'm..

The Doctor
I'm a timelord
I'm from the Planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Casterberus
I am 903 years old and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below.

You got a problem with that?

Thank you for that. A lot more creative than just going "I'm Batman" and leaving.

 

[Abengoshis]

I'm...
...not you.

Pretty obvious really.

 

[Azaradel]

I'm:
A) Pretty sure my head's going to split open from this fucking headache.
B) Going to bed.

 

[Ghost]

An Ulster [soon to be] student who likes metal, videogames, anime and taking it easy. Obviously i'm also single (see the previous points).

 

[MartianWarMachine]

...A useless sack of blood, bones, and assorted organs, tied to this mortal plane of existence by a lack of cybernetic augmentations and a human survival instinct.

 

[Greni]

I'm Icelandic
I'm a human male
I'm 22
I'm a guy who had to think for a second whether he was 22 or 21, and feels a bit old afterwards.
I'm a cynical optimist, a bit oxymoron-y I know.
I'm happy with life being pointless and just enjoy the ride
I'm always late
I'm kind of weird if I'm to believe the people who constantly tell me that
I'm a lover of music
I'm a bit of a stoner

 

[checker201]

I'm Jeffrey Crall, who is a Spartan, not a ninja. Or maybe a pirate? Me not too sure.

 

[Asmundr]

...an American Community College student who likes a variety of games, anime, manga, and loads of books who also is currently trying to find himself.

 

[Trololo Punk]

I am:
a Canadian Teenager
a gamer, 360 and PC
a metal head/punk
antisocial
a Naturalist
currently reading (Gaunt's ghosts The founding omnibus)
straight edge
thirsty

 

[AntiChrist]

... your father.

That's not true, that's impossible!

 

[samonix]

A Sony fan (not a fanboy)

yes you are

 

[Dusty Fred]

...Trying so hard to answer this seriously.

...Farming jellyfish in an abandoned, semi-submerged petrol station shop.

...Failing.

 

[Gorobrin]

I'm 19
I'm a straight guy
I'm a Christian
I'm American
I'm a nintendo fan
I'm a Sonic fan
I'm a an anime fan, and disney cartoon fan.
I'm a ZP hater
I'm a JRPG fan.

So pretty much a lot of people hate my guts and I love it.

ZP hater... those exist?

OP:I am
An american Highschooler
Socially awkward
A little bit clueless
An optimist
Waiting Impatiently for multiple game releases (I think this is going to be a good year for games)

 

[CGAdam]

mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I am:
5'9
50 kilos (About 110lbs)
Adopted
Bisexual
In a relationship
Green-eyed
Hungry
Slightly sleepy
Not hugely politically inclined
Highly opinionated on most everything else
Somewhat justifiably vain.
Mostly naked

..Behind you.

[sub](Admit it, you looked, didn't you? )[/sub]

Trying so very hard not to look at what I swear I just saw out of the corner of my eye.

 

[Dark marauder]

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love

 

[commiedic]

A Pharmacy Technician at Walgreens (Though I am not pursing a medical career)
A College student studying to be an Electrical Engineer
A 23 year old veteran of the United States Navy
A fat ass (Trying to fix this one)
A smoker
A Procrastinator
A light Sleeper(As in I only sleep in 3 hour intervals and then stay awake)