Imagine the worst possible movie adaptation for your favourite game, what would it look like?
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Hmm, apparently he also made 'the ring'. Good to see it's in the hands of someone who can do horror then (although apparently he also did mouse hunt, so maybe that screws that up a bit).miracleofsound said:
Super Mario. Just one guy running against a low-res printout of the game's background, the music would be "I'm Barbie girl" or whatever it's called. All he would be doing would be jumping on cardboard print-outs of the enemies. LoLz
Great Topic but I have a few favorite games.Vrex360 said:
GTA San ANdreas: Directed by Uwe Boll and starring Marlon Wayns as CJ, J-Lo as Catlina, and Wayne Brady as officer Tenpenny. Watch CJ steal cars and get chased by the police while his sweet girlfriend Catlina tries to talk him into giving up crime for a quiet normal life.
Katamari Damacy: Directed by Uwe Boll and Starring Jason Stathem as the Prince & Steven Wright as the King. The Prince's father is in trouble after getting drunk and crashing into the constellation belinging to the mafia of the cosmos and it's up to the prince to roll up and burn millions in fiery horrible death to restore their hideout.
Fallout 3 Directed by Woody Allen (Boll would be busy with the other two I imagine) starring Zach Braff as the Lone Wanderer, Alan Alda as his father, and Scarlett Johansen as Moria. When a neurotic young man's intellectual father disappears from a fallout shelter, the Vault Dweller goes out to search the Wasteland for him. He ends up getting about a quarter of a mile before he decides to settle down and write a book with a beautiful local Junk Merchant.
the thing with god of war is that its plot is shite so whatever they do it can only be a better plotstabnex said:
but yeah it will suck
Portal the Musical would be hilarious!The Great Fa said:
Though a Portal movie might actually work. It'd probably turn out like the Cube films, and I liked those.
A Metroid Prime game with Megan Fox playing as Samus, and Samus talks. And is secretly a ninja. And dies.
A movie of Silent HIll 2, where they did the same thing as with the latest movie, that is, making James a woman looking for her dead husband..... and then meeting..... a male stripper? Anyway, then sticking in some monsters that are completely unrelated to the story or any of the characters (don't think we'll forget sticking in Pyramid Head and the big-busted nurses in the SH movie.)
Then during the movie, failing all symbolism, horror elements and tragedy that is Silent Hill in order to make a 'scary movie' consisting only of jump-out scares.
With Jolie playing the woman, and Brad Pitt playing her dead husband/the stripper.
And directed by Uwe Boll, of course.
Then during the movie, failing all symbolism, horror elements and tragedy that is Silent Hill in order to make a 'scary movie' consisting only of jump-out scares.
With Jolie playing the woman, and Brad Pitt playing her dead husband/the stripper.
And directed by Uwe Boll, of course.
Meh, it wasn't too bad, but then again I kinda enjoyed Resi, so yea I dont think my opinion counts.Heavy_Moses said:
On topic: Bad Company, directed by a director I have never heard of with awful actors, a tiny budget and maybe replacing the gold with copper. Or kittens?