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Paris, France.
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Sometime in the 1900s. [small] I lost track of time when Ceasar got stabbed.[/small]
Creatures of otherworldly quality gathered tonight under the same roof, binding together eras of the past into a paste of ongoing human development. They, the undying bearers of fire, the Prometheus of legend, have found a dwelling most suited for their underhanded affairs in the mortal plain. It is a rare occurrence that the members of the Immortal?s Club meet, for the eyes of a mere mortal the wait for the next encounter could mean a lifetime, but for an Immortal it would only mean the difference between lunch and tea-time.
Speaking of tea, it was about to be served to the Immortals attending the meeting taking place in an underground café not too far from the Louvre owned by a well-established member. The red brick walls were covered with stolen old pieces of art thought to have been lost in the previous war in Europe, antique exquisite furniture made with the wildest tropical wood were scattered across the hall which was fit for two score guests. Gilles had been, and always will be, for the rest of time, a most extravagant of hosts and an arrogant bastard. He had prepared the occasion for the past few months, foaming at the mouth for the opportunity to host a meeting and dazzle the other Immortals with his voluptuous hospitality.
Alas, it wasn?t meant to be, and Gilles had been sobbing and wailing at his loss of words for the introduction of the newly undead. The little credit he earned with the guests had vanished as quickly as he had gazed his eyes upon the great big machine which would constitute as a new member, imagining all of the marvelous delightful treats and exotic food he had prepared that couldn?t be enjoyed by the new Immortal. Most terrible of all, the new member couldn?t congragulate Gilles over his beautiful café, his delicious food and generous hospitality, since he was a machine and didn?t mind all of it.
?He?s not even mortal to begin with!? Gilles had snapped in anger when holding a platter of butter encrusted blackened crackers smeared with yak cheese and topped with beluga caviar and gold sheerings to the guests and receiving no compliments. The attention of the crowd was aimed solely at the newly anointed creature, the otherworldly immortal of the day. He wouldn?t go as far as even looking at the confections available to the guests. After all, what is food to a man with no stomach?
?I am-? the mechanical creature took another calculated look around the room, ?-I was flesh and blood, and now I am machine. Doing this transformation broke the first law, and here I am?. This immortal was unlike all of the rest, a new breed of creation. It was denied by both men and mortals, forced to flee its home and live in fear of being dismantled and caged as an intriguing lab experiment. It was when the facets of immortality were being prodded by men that it was rescued, whisked away from danger for the benefit of the entire club. The savior of the machine was the infamous Utna, the first of his kind.
?So how do they call you?? Gilles snapped at him in rage, still angry at his refusal to eat his gourmet food and now enraged by his refusal to sign his name in the guest-book. ?You do have a name, or, should we call you ?it??? he continued prodding the startled machine. Gilles didn?t even stay long enough to hear an answer ? he swiftly moved aside towards his other guests, dispensing tall glasses of champagne and wine to his ever-lasting friends.
?I had a name, once, but now I cannot use it? the machine spoke in its metallic voice, cringe-worthy to those of this century and entirely alien to most of the immortals. ?Gears, they used to call me in uni. I guess it fits now more than ever? it looked down at its body, a mechanical marvel of engineering propped up by ingenious design and the breach of the first law.
?Gears it is, then, my friend? Utna spoke softly, holding the machine close to him and smiling widely at the crowd. ?Move around the room, meet with those who you will spend eternity with. Make friends, make plans? you?ll do them eventually, we all have the spare time? Utna chuckled to himself, let go of Gears and walked away towards Gilles who was standing in the corner, muttering curses under his breath.
?Greetings? a soft-spoken voice reared Gears and reminded him of an oriental origin. Gears turned to meet an elderly couple, much shorter than him and the others in the room, dressed lavishly in fine robes embroiled with gold and jewels. They haven?t gone with the times as the rest of the immortals, it seems, but the couple seemed to be pleasantly inviting. It was the man who spoke first, ?I am Xi, and this is my wife Jade? he motioned to the woman at his side, ?We are relieved to spend eternity with you. You are truly a marvel of a new age?. Gears did what was closest to blushing, an involuntary reaction which showed nothing to the naked eye. He regained his composure and the screen imitating a human face smiled back at the couple, ?Thank you. It was my work that created this, and gave me this gift?.
?gift, pfft. What a waste-?, a contemptuous voice stung Gears from a distance. A young man in his late teens was the perpetrator. His skin rarely peered beyond the ink which decorated his body, creating lavish carvings across all of his flesh. They seemed to have told a story, but Gears couldn?t understand what it told. ?You?ll stay like this forever. I?ve stopped counting the times I killed myself? he sneered at Gears, taking a swig of fine red wine in his mouth, turning it around and spitting in on the floor with a sense of disgust. ?It all turns to ash in your mouth in the end, but you won?t be worrying about that, won?t you, you piece of iron?. Gilles was soon to come, holding a mop with one hand. He cleaned the floor and simultaneously chastised the young man, tossing obscene curse-words in a foreign language at him. Gears gathered his name was Emanuel. His eyes were old, tired and knowing, a stark dichotomy with his young and energetic appearance.
?Psst?? a voice came out of nowhere, ?Psst??, it whispered to the room, ?Psst?hey, Gears?hey?. The confused android scanned the room around him and was shocked to find the voice coming from the fireplace. Above the bright red wooden frame of the fireplace stood several trophies which belonged to the Immortal?s club, one of which was whispering at Gears to come closer. It stood together with other strange knick-knacks, a golden chalice, a massive gemstone the color of the rainbow and a golden apple. ?Psst? the severed and mummified head seemed to whisper at Gears, ?I need you to scratch my nose?. Gears quickly walked towards the fireplace in a brisk pace, stood in front of the head and cocked his head to the right in confusion. ?Who are you?? he asked curiously. ?Nose first, questions later, please-? he begged, and Gears obliged the poor severed head. A delightful sigh came out of him, followed by a quick string of words, ?I?m the resident freak-show, Tut?s the name. This here is the holy chalice from the last suffer, which belongs to that knight bloke over there-? he motioned with his nose at a large, burly white man in the corner, speaking to the odd couple from before, ?-and that over there is a golden apple which gives you immortality-?, Tut snickered and nearly fell back on his head, ?-not anymore, though. It?s Idun?s, the fine woman slapping Gilles over there-?, his nose twitched again at the direction of Idun, a young, lean maiden with long golden hair, in the middle of beating Gilles to a fine pulp, ?-nice trophy for the group. She also got a nice rack. Feisty?. ?But who are you?? Gears asked, staring at the head. ?I told you, dummy, I?m Tut. I?m the talking head?.
?Give me the damned elixir, you hack!? a deep voice, one which came from the center of the earth, boomed and roared through the hall. ?Sit down, you drunkard, and try this on for size? another answered him smugly. A massive, heavy man was slumped on the wall, his hands reaching up to grab a glass another standing near him was holding. He held the cup in both hands, took a deep breath and gulped the entire content in one go, letting out a scream of pain and agony as he threw it away and smashed it at the end of the hall. ?That?s not good enough!? he boomed at the room. ?You?re mad, Isaac!? he bellowed at him with a smile, ?I can?t find ANYTHING good enough for you!?. ?You?re alright, Mahmod, even if you?re a stinking Muslim, you?re alright?? he mumbled drunkingly, head tilting from side to side. His sneeze shoock the entire foundation of the building, and when his head snapped back at the wall and smashed into it, Isaac was at last in peace. ?I told you I could get him to shut up-? Mahmod grinning at Utna, ?You owe me?. The tall, dark and lean figure was wearing stylish clothes and a million-dollar smile. ?Heh, I guess I won?t be dealing with you then?? he turned to Gears, ??unless you robots can get a high?.
?Don?t be alarmed, Gears? Utna was finally done with the oriental couple, ?See who else you haven?t met yet. You might find a friend, or even a lover, for the rest of eternity?.
?I intend to live forever, or die trying? ? Groucho Marx
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Paris, France.
Sometime in the 1900s. [small] I lost track of time when Ceasar got stabbed.[/small]
Creatures of otherworldly quality gathered tonight under the same roof, binding together eras of the past into a paste of ongoing human development. They, the undying bearers of fire, the Prometheus of legend, have found a dwelling most suited for their underhanded affairs in the mortal plain. It is a rare occurrence that the members of the Immortal?s Club meet, for the eyes of a mere mortal the wait for the next encounter could mean a lifetime, but for an Immortal it would only mean the difference between lunch and tea-time.
Speaking of tea, it was about to be served to the Immortals attending the meeting taking place in an underground café not too far from the Louvre owned by a well-established member. The red brick walls were covered with stolen old pieces of art thought to have been lost in the previous war in Europe, antique exquisite furniture made with the wildest tropical wood were scattered across the hall which was fit for two score guests. Gilles had been, and always will be, for the rest of time, a most extravagant of hosts and an arrogant bastard. He had prepared the occasion for the past few months, foaming at the mouth for the opportunity to host a meeting and dazzle the other Immortals with his voluptuous hospitality.
Alas, it wasn?t meant to be, and Gilles had been sobbing and wailing at his loss of words for the introduction of the newly undead. The little credit he earned with the guests had vanished as quickly as he had gazed his eyes upon the great big machine which would constitute as a new member, imagining all of the marvelous delightful treats and exotic food he had prepared that couldn?t be enjoyed by the new Immortal. Most terrible of all, the new member couldn?t congragulate Gilles over his beautiful café, his delicious food and generous hospitality, since he was a machine and didn?t mind all of it.
?He?s not even mortal to begin with!? Gilles had snapped in anger when holding a platter of butter encrusted blackened crackers smeared with yak cheese and topped with beluga caviar and gold sheerings to the guests and receiving no compliments. The attention of the crowd was aimed solely at the newly anointed creature, the otherworldly immortal of the day. He wouldn?t go as far as even looking at the confections available to the guests. After all, what is food to a man with no stomach?
?I am-? the mechanical creature took another calculated look around the room, ?-I was flesh and blood, and now I am machine. Doing this transformation broke the first law, and here I am?. This immortal was unlike all of the rest, a new breed of creation. It was denied by both men and mortals, forced to flee its home and live in fear of being dismantled and caged as an intriguing lab experiment. It was when the facets of immortality were being prodded by men that it was rescued, whisked away from danger for the benefit of the entire club. The savior of the machine was the infamous Utna, the first of his kind.
?So how do they call you?? Gilles snapped at him in rage, still angry at his refusal to eat his gourmet food and now enraged by his refusal to sign his name in the guest-book. ?You do have a name, or, should we call you ?it??? he continued prodding the startled machine. Gilles didn?t even stay long enough to hear an answer ? he swiftly moved aside towards his other guests, dispensing tall glasses of champagne and wine to his ever-lasting friends.
?I had a name, once, but now I cannot use it? the machine spoke in its metallic voice, cringe-worthy to those of this century and entirely alien to most of the immortals. ?Gears, they used to call me in uni. I guess it fits now more than ever? it looked down at its body, a mechanical marvel of engineering propped up by ingenious design and the breach of the first law.
?Gears it is, then, my friend? Utna spoke softly, holding the machine close to him and smiling widely at the crowd. ?Move around the room, meet with those who you will spend eternity with. Make friends, make plans? you?ll do them eventually, we all have the spare time? Utna chuckled to himself, let go of Gears and walked away towards Gilles who was standing in the corner, muttering curses under his breath.
?Greetings? a soft-spoken voice reared Gears and reminded him of an oriental origin. Gears turned to meet an elderly couple, much shorter than him and the others in the room, dressed lavishly in fine robes embroiled with gold and jewels. They haven?t gone with the times as the rest of the immortals, it seems, but the couple seemed to be pleasantly inviting. It was the man who spoke first, ?I am Xi, and this is my wife Jade? he motioned to the woman at his side, ?We are relieved to spend eternity with you. You are truly a marvel of a new age?. Gears did what was closest to blushing, an involuntary reaction which showed nothing to the naked eye. He regained his composure and the screen imitating a human face smiled back at the couple, ?Thank you. It was my work that created this, and gave me this gift?.
?gift, pfft. What a waste-?, a contemptuous voice stung Gears from a distance. A young man in his late teens was the perpetrator. His skin rarely peered beyond the ink which decorated his body, creating lavish carvings across all of his flesh. They seemed to have told a story, but Gears couldn?t understand what it told. ?You?ll stay like this forever. I?ve stopped counting the times I killed myself? he sneered at Gears, taking a swig of fine red wine in his mouth, turning it around and spitting in on the floor with a sense of disgust. ?It all turns to ash in your mouth in the end, but you won?t be worrying about that, won?t you, you piece of iron?. Gilles was soon to come, holding a mop with one hand. He cleaned the floor and simultaneously chastised the young man, tossing obscene curse-words in a foreign language at him. Gears gathered his name was Emanuel. His eyes were old, tired and knowing, a stark dichotomy with his young and energetic appearance.
?Psst?? a voice came out of nowhere, ?Psst??, it whispered to the room, ?Psst?hey, Gears?hey?. The confused android scanned the room around him and was shocked to find the voice coming from the fireplace. Above the bright red wooden frame of the fireplace stood several trophies which belonged to the Immortal?s club, one of which was whispering at Gears to come closer. It stood together with other strange knick-knacks, a golden chalice, a massive gemstone the color of the rainbow and a golden apple. ?Psst? the severed and mummified head seemed to whisper at Gears, ?I need you to scratch my nose?. Gears quickly walked towards the fireplace in a brisk pace, stood in front of the head and cocked his head to the right in confusion. ?Who are you?? he asked curiously. ?Nose first, questions later, please-? he begged, and Gears obliged the poor severed head. A delightful sigh came out of him, followed by a quick string of words, ?I?m the resident freak-show, Tut?s the name. This here is the holy chalice from the last suffer, which belongs to that knight bloke over there-? he motioned with his nose at a large, burly white man in the corner, speaking to the odd couple from before, ?-and that over there is a golden apple which gives you immortality-?, Tut snickered and nearly fell back on his head, ?-not anymore, though. It?s Idun?s, the fine woman slapping Gilles over there-?, his nose twitched again at the direction of Idun, a young, lean maiden with long golden hair, in the middle of beating Gilles to a fine pulp, ?-nice trophy for the group. She also got a nice rack. Feisty?. ?But who are you?? Gears asked, staring at the head. ?I told you, dummy, I?m Tut. I?m the talking head?.
?Give me the damned elixir, you hack!? a deep voice, one which came from the center of the earth, boomed and roared through the hall. ?Sit down, you drunkard, and try this on for size? another answered him smugly. A massive, heavy man was slumped on the wall, his hands reaching up to grab a glass another standing near him was holding. He held the cup in both hands, took a deep breath and gulped the entire content in one go, letting out a scream of pain and agony as he threw it away and smashed it at the end of the hall. ?That?s not good enough!? he boomed at the room. ?You?re mad, Isaac!? he bellowed at him with a smile, ?I can?t find ANYTHING good enough for you!?. ?You?re alright, Mahmod, even if you?re a stinking Muslim, you?re alright?? he mumbled drunkingly, head tilting from side to side. His sneeze shoock the entire foundation of the building, and when his head snapped back at the wall and smashed into it, Isaac was at last in peace. ?I told you I could get him to shut up-? Mahmod grinning at Utna, ?You owe me?. The tall, dark and lean figure was wearing stylish clothes and a million-dollar smile. ?Heh, I guess I won?t be dealing with you then?? he turned to Gears, ??unless you robots can get a high?.
?Don?t be alarmed, Gears? Utna was finally done with the oriental couple, ?See who else you haven?t met yet. You might find a friend, or even a lover, for the rest of eternity?.