Imperial Guard

[timmytom1]

Your have been tithed to the Imperial Guard.

Roll a D100

1 You are killed as a Heretic.
2-3 You are found to be a Psyker and sent to a Black Ship.
4-5 You given a bucket and a shovel and told to clean up after the Ogryn.
6-10 You are to be trained as an Officer.
11-15 You are handed a Lasgun, a Helmet, and a direction (forward) and become a conscript.
16-20 You are trained to operate a Vox Castor.
21-25 You are train as Sniper and given a Camo-Cloak.
26-30 You are trained with Special Weapons. Post Ending 0-2 (Flamer) 3-5 (Grenade Launcher) 6-7 (Meltagun) 8-9 (Plasma Gun)
31-35 You are trained with Heavy Weapons. Post End 0-1 (Heavy Flamer) 2-3 (Mortar) 4-5 (Heavy Bolter) 6-7 (Auto-Cannon) 8 (Missile Launcher) 9 (Lascannon)
36-55 You are trained with a Lasgun and Frag Grenades, and given Flak Armor.
56-60 You are given Carapace Armor, a Shotgun, Grenades, and Melta-Bombs and then trained to be an elite grenadier.
61-65 Valkyrie Pilot
66-70 Chimera Diver
71-75 Scout Sentinel Driver
76-80 Armored Sentinel Driver
81-85 Leman Russ Tank Driver
86-90 Leman Russ Tank Gunner
91-95 Leman Russ Tank Commander
96-97 You have been selected to go to Terrax and train to be a Commissar.
98-99 An Inquisitor take you as his Acolyte.
100 An Inquisitor has decided to send you to a Shrine World to become a "comfort" to the Sisters of Battle.

Use this to roll
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Tank driver`s life for me

P.S if i were conscripted i`d prob just try and shoot someone ,only to find out i`d already been shot 25 time before i`d raised my gun before dying

 

[Agayek]

I'd convert and become a Techpriest.

 

[timmytom1]

I would cry, and then I would die.

You shouldn't ask what you would do as an Imperial Guard. Instead, you should ask how you would die as an Imperial Guard, because odds are that you're going to die.

I would prefer to be killed by a Lictor. At least then I got killed by something that's a genetically trained assassin, rather than a stray bullet fired by some grot that kills me because my armor is made of cardboard and tissue.

You got cardboard AND tissue? wow you must be in on of them stealth units.

 

[Remleiz]

Your have been tithed to the Imperial Guard.

Roll a D100

1 You are killed as a Heretic.
2-3 You are found to be a Psyker and sent to a Black Ship.
4-5 You given a bucket and a shovel and told to clean up after the Ogryn.
6-10 You are to be trained as an Officer.
11-15 You are handed a Lasgun, a Helmet, and a direction (forward) and become a conscript.
16-20 You are trained to operate a Vox Castor.
21-25 You are train as Sniper and given a Camo-Cloak.
26-30 You are trained with Special Weapons. Post Ending 0-2 (Flamer) 3-5 (Grenade Launcher) 6-7 (Meltagun) 8-9 (Plasma Gun)
31-35 You are trained with Heavy Weapons. Post End 0-1 (Heavy Flamer) 2-3 (Mortar) 4-5 (Heavy Bolter) 6-7 (Auto-Cannon) 8 (Missile Launcher) 9 (Lascannon)
36-55 You are trained with a Lasgun and Frag Grenades, and given Flak Armor.
56-60 You are given Carapace Armor, a Shotgun, Grenades, and Melta-Bombs and then trained to be an elite grenadier.
61-65 Valkyrie Pilot
66-70 Chimera Diver
71-75 Scout Sentinel Driver
76-80 Armored Sentinel Driver
81-85 Leman Russ Tank Driver
86-90 Leman Russ Tank Gunner
91-95 Leman Russ Tank Commander
96-97 You have been selected to go to Terrax and train to be a Commissar.
98-99 An Inquisitor take you as his Acolyte.
100 An Inquisitor has decided to send you to a Shrine World to become a "comfort" to the Sisters of Battle.

Use this to roll
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Tank driver`s life for me

P.S if i were conscripted i`d prob just try and shoot someone ,only to find out i`d already been shot 25 time before i`d raised my gun before dying

Yeah, i get to comfort the lonely sisters

 

[timmytom1]

Your have been tithed to the Imperial Guard.

Roll a D100

1 You are killed as a Heretic.
2-3 You are found to be a Psyker and sent to a Black Ship.
4-5 You given a bucket and a shovel and told to clean up after the Ogryn.
6-10 You are to be trained as an Officer.
11-15 You are handed a Lasgun, a Helmet, and a direction (forward) and become a conscript.
16-20 You are trained to operate a Vox Castor.
21-25 You are train as Sniper and given a Camo-Cloak.
26-30 You are trained with Special Weapons. Post Ending 0-2 (Flamer) 3-5 (Grenade Launcher) 6-7 (Meltagun) 8-9 (Plasma Gun)
31-35 You are trained with Heavy Weapons. Post End 0-1 (Heavy Flamer) 2-3 (Mortar) 4-5 (Heavy Bolter) 6-7 (Auto-Cannon) 8 (Missile Launcher) 9 (Lascannon)
36-55 You are trained with a Lasgun and Frag Grenades, and given Flak Armor.
56-60 You are given Carapace Armor, a Shotgun, Grenades, and Melta-Bombs and then trained to be an elite grenadier.
61-65 Valkyrie Pilot
66-70 Chimera Diver
71-75 Scout Sentinel Driver
76-80 Armored Sentinel Driver
81-85 Leman Russ Tank Driver
86-90 Leman Russ Tank Gunner
91-95 Leman Russ Tank Commander
96-97 You have been selected to go to Terrax and train to be a Commissar.
98-99 An Inquisitor take you as his Acolyte.
100 An Inquisitor has decided to send you to a Shrine World to become a "comfort" to the Sisters of Battle.

Use this to roll
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Tank driver`s life for me

P.S if i were conscripted i`d prob just try and shoot someone ,only to find out i`d already been shot 25 time before i`d raised my gun before dying

Yeah, i get to comfort the lonely sisters

I`d hate you if i weren`t already dead

 

[Thanatos5150]

Be hopelessly brainwashed into serving the Glory of the God-Emporer of Mankind, nick carapce armour off a dead strormtrroper, kill a tau Xeno scume for his pulse weaponry and go to town until Commisar Jerkwad blows my head off for absconding with Xeno technology.

 

[MMMowman]

I would kill my commander... and make some tea... any questions...

Yes...
What kind of tea would you make? XD

Also would you be serving crupets?

Of course, sir!

To answer the question.... I would be serving green tea... made from all the orks that I killed...

 

[Worgen]

titan legion

 

[vulcan539]

Your have been tithed to the Imperial Guard.

Roll a D100

1 You are killed as a Heretic.
2-3 You are found to be a Psyker and sent to a Black Ship.
4-5 You given a bucket and a shovel and told to clean up after the Ogryn.
6-10 You are to be trained as an Officer.
11-15 You are handed a Lasgun, a Helmet, and a direction (forward) and become a conscript.
16-20 You are trained to operate a Vox Castor.
21-25 You are train as Sniper and given a Camo-Cloak.
26-30 You are trained with Special Weapons. Post Ending 0-2 (Flamer) 3-5 (Grenade Launcher) 6-7 (Meltagun) 8-9 (Plasma Gun)
31-35 You are trained with Heavy Weapons. Post End 0-1 (Heavy Flamer) 2-3 (Mortar) 4-5 (Heavy Bolter) 6-7 (Auto-Cannon) 8 (Missile Launcher) 9 (Lascannon)
36-55 You are trained with a Lasgun and Frag Grenades, and given Flak Armor.
56-60 You are given Carapace Armor, a Shotgun, Grenades, and Melta-Bombs and then trained to be an elite grenadier.
61-65 Valkyrie Pilot
66-70 Chimera Diver
71-75 Scout Sentinel Driver
76-80 Armored Sentinel Driver
81-85 Leman Russ Tank Driver
86-90 Leman Russ Tank Gunner
91-95 Leman Russ Tank Commander
96-97 You have been selected to go to Terrax and train to be a Commissar.
98-99 An Inquisitor take you as his Acolyte.
100 An Inquisitor has decided to send you to a Shrine World to become a "comfort" to the Sisters of Battle.

Use this to roll
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

14 woooo!!!

 

[CheeseSandwichCake]

I'd try my best to go AWOL without being discovered. Maybe go Chaos, or just try to disappear. If not, then try to survive till I can get a Baneblade/titan/something better.

You know Jack Schitt about W40k law because from that post it sounds like all you've done is play DoW.

You can't man a titan by yourself and you wont even be in the right section of the Imperium to get a Titan.

edit: I rolled 56, woot. I'm still gonna die in 0.5 seconds.

 

[Ernstige Jan]

'STOP, you've violated the law!' Oh, you don't mean that one...

 

[Jamous]

I'd try my best to go AWOL without being discovered. Maybe go Chaos, or just try to disappear. If not, then try to survive till I can get a Baneblade/titan/something better.

You know Jack Schitt about W40k law because from that post it sounds like all you've done is play DoW.

You can't man a titan by yourself and you wont even be in the right section of the Imperium to get a Titan.

Did I ever say I knew that much about the Guard? I'm a Necron player. I've never really got the appeal of the guard.

 

[Zero-Vash]

I would work my way up in the ranks and become the next Ciaphus Cain, being one of those few men to make it out of the worst conditions out of extreme luck

EDITED: I rolled a 94 so I think I would do pretty well

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I rolled a 94 so I think I would do pretty well

You got given your own coffin? at least I can choose where to die as a conscript

you get cremation and burial (Can't for the life of me remember how to spell that properly )

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Stop! You violated the... Oh, wait, 40K, nevermind...

I would walk up to the Heroic RPGer, and state the following, "Halt, you've violated the law. Pay the court of fine or serve your sentence!"

'STOP, you've violated the law!' Oh, you don't mean that one...

For all of you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8&feature=related

could of sworn more people posted that answer, but I can't find them

oh well, back to IG on DoW...

 

[mklnjbh]

Realistically, I would be dead in 1 hour. Most likely eaten by one of the thousands (despite only a few being mentioned) of aliens that can gobble someone up in half a heart-beat (or their version of a heart). I wouldn't join Tau, even though I play them- since The Taros Campaign states that Gue'Vesa are not given heavy weapons, and only a handful of leaders get pulse rifles.

Sorry to crap on everyone's theories. Oh, or join the Frateris Militia and crucify everyone that the Sisters of Battle don't like.

EDIT: I was right- I got a 13. And are you implying what I think you are with #100?

 

[Spitfire175]

I'd just try to get assigned to be a sniper. Tougher, but survival rate is almost double. Almost. (I was a sniper in my time in the army)

 

[Lemur_Ninja]

I already know that if I wasn't shot to give my team more morale, I'd probably get stabbed by a Slugga Boy. If I were to drive a vehicle, I expect to be hit by an Orbital Bombardment. Either way, I wouldn't be able to survive for even 5 minutes (or basic training).

 

[Robert632]

realise i'm just a code in a game and then die like the cannonfodder piece of shit that i am in favour of protecting the useful people.