Impossible, non existant iphone apps that you wish where possible

[Soxafloppin]

Okay, so today i was thinking about iphone apps, it was raining and i wished there was an umbrella app for it, So i got thinking what other awesome, ludicris, silly iphone apps you wish where possible?

GO!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

A toilet scrubber app

 

[WrongSprite]

A money app.

For infinite moniez.

 

[curlycrouton]

A self-destruct app.

Try looking smug with no iPhone and disfigured limbs!

Ha!

 

[Armored Prayer]

A take over the world app.

 

[Florion]

Blowing up the world.

THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT.

Or there should be.



I can just imagine it... you push a big red button and an animation of a nuclear explosion appears... then, "YOU DESTROYED THE WORLD!" It would be so satisfying. ^_^

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

iNote App.

For those people that you need to kill right now!

 

[Xorghul]

A money app.

For infinite moniez.

And an invisibility app.

 

[Kollega]

Kill Sat App. You press big button on screen,iPhone unfolds into a target painter,you point it at something you don't like,hold the trigger,and BAM!

 

[Aqualung]

iKnife. Stab your foes to the most soothing tunes!

 

[windfish]

An app that makes Apple actually treat independent iPhone developers with something that approaches fairness and respect.

[update] there's no app for that.

 

[effilctar]

I have a few...

A fast-travel app
An inventory app
A rad detector app
A spellbook app
I can't think of my others but I have a big list on my other computer

 

[Fauxity]

An application that makes it transform into a better phone.

I just know Apple would charge something like six hundred dollars for it, too.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

An app that turns it into a better phone.

 

[Captain Pancake]

an app that attracts people of the opposite sex

God knows I need this one...

Maybe a popularity app?

not that i'm that needy.

 

[AdhesiveTape]

Finish-my-sentences-for-me app!

Takes the place of that noticably absent or nonexistant significant other!

 

[Yokai]

A zombie app. You'd activate it, and then hit someone with the phone, and they'd turn into a zombie. That would be sweet.

 

[Proteus214]

A bullshit detector app.