Impossible, non existant iphone apps that you wish where possible

[effilctar]

A "Find the word for it" app. Basically, when you're mental creativity exceeds your vocabulary, the app would find the perfect word to articulate your ideas.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

An App that makes any App you wish. Would make all other Apps in this thread obsolete.

 

[ae86gamer]

iKnow

An app that will give you the answer to anything, and I mean anything.

 

[ChaosTheory3133]

SMS for Older iPhones... lol...
It'd be more funny if it wasn't more sad.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I don't know if this exists, but a bat detector app. The microphone picks up the ultra high sqeaks of bats and lowers the frequency so you can hear them. My Uncle has a bat detector, and that would make a cool app. I mean the hardware's there.

slightly related: that Sonar thing that Batman's phone has in The Dark Knight.

 

[Phlopsy]

"Existant" is not a word.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

An app that emits a noise so high-pitched it makes peoples' heads explode.

 

[Cornwallpwns]

an app where you take a picture of somebody
press a button
and it shows them with no clothes on

i would kill for one of these...i would punch like 10,000,00 babies in the face for a naked app

 

[cthulhu257]

An app that gives you a good pickup line.
An app that tells you if they're real or not.
An app that lets you know if they're underage or ovulating.
Cookie if you heard the reference.

 

[anti-all]

An ignorance punisher app.

Every time someone within a (insert distance here) radius says something stupid or ignorant, it emits a high-frequency sound/electrical shock that only that person hears/feels. That would be hilarious to watch!

Now if I can only control what I say...

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

"your friends annoying you?"
"your neighbour thinks he is better than you?"
"want to shut him up for good?
"Theres an app for that"
"The I-shank"
"one of many apps on the i phone"
(shows guy making a stabbing motion with a sharpened i phone)
"the i shank"

 

[Julianking93]

I didn't know anything could be "impossible" on the iPhone.

 

[Julianking93]

I didn't know anything could be "impossible" on the iPhone.

A proper operating system might not be impossible, but it's extremely improbable. Apple have everything invested in that half-assed port of Mac OS X.

I know I'm probably gonna get shit for this, but what's OS X?

I know what a Mac is so I'm not a total idiot. I just don't follow much of Apple's stuff.

 

[Energylegzz]

The iamfood app It turns you iphone into a Delicious slice of pie!But..then you have no phone,But its some Damn good pie.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I'm gonna keep it simple and say A Chick Magnet App.

 

[AbuFace]

An app that would actually make me want to buy the iPhone.

Zing!

Edit: The iDunno app. It randomly selects another app and runs that one.

 

[FallenRainbows]

An Orgasm now! App. Someone had to say it.

...

*points out iOrgasm app.*

 

[dragonflygirl]

dam u took my idea