Impossible questions

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

whats in my pocket?

The one wring. TO RULE THEM ALL

What do sheep count to sleep?

People?

does space affect time?

No I believe it was gravity that affected time, as time is relative.

 

[Kill the messenger721]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

European or African Swallow?

 

[Kill the messenger721]

What band dosen't make you hate emo rock, as long as it's doused in Prog?(complex rock, ala Rush.)

 

[Kill the messenger721]

I Knew someone would beat me to the monty python jokes. Anyway, how do you find out if a witch is a witch?

 

[dthvirus]

There are two doors. One goes to where you want to go. One does not. There is a guard for each door: One will always tell the truth, one will always lie, and there is an additional guard who will shoot anyone who asks tricky questions.

 

[Lukeje]

There are two doors. One goes to where you want to go. One does not. There is a guard for each door: One will always tell the truth, one will always lie, and there is an additional guard who will shoot anyone who asks tricky questions.

And the whole setup is just a trap to capture escaping logicians. None of the doors actually lead out.

 

[Doom_bringer58]

honestly, and please no "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" references, but what IS the meaning of life? because it differs from person to person

also, what does heaven look like?

 

[Fraught]

honestly, and please no "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" references, but what IS the meaning of life? because it differs from person to person

also, what does heaven look like?

What does hell look like?

 

[Jedamethis]

Have you beaten your wife recently?

No. I don't have a wife.

This is supposed to be impossible questions you know.

Retaliation: Does your mother know that your gay?

Are you 6? You must be to not know how obvious that is.
Also it's "you're", you're = you are

And I even fixed your quote for you, see

O.K. 1: Thank you for fixing the quote
And 2: Grow up. Grammar nazi-ism is neither big nor clever and will most likely cause people to dislike you.
You have been warned

I know, that was the point, I was showing you how much I dislike you by helping you with your spelling.

 

[ethaninja]

Why use hacks?

 

[Doom_bringer58]

honestly, and please no "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" references, but what IS the meaning of life? because it differs from person to person

also, what does heaven look like?

What does hell look like?

Well, if we wanted to be 2 smart asses and join forces, I'd say Hell has a few skyscrapers and a few companies based out of it, and you would say something about a place named "heaven"

 

[Fraught]

honestly, and please no "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" references, but what IS the meaning of life? because it differs from person to person

also, what does heaven look like?

What does hell look like?

Well, if we wanted to be 2 smart asses and join forces, I'd say Hell has a few skyscrapers and a few companies based out of it, and you would say something about a place named "heaven"

Heaven is like New York City, only it has far more people, from different races, from all time periods. Also, the whole city is backwards, and instead of the sky, there is earth, and water.

Everything is free, everyone is immortal, red things don't exist and blue and white is everywhere. Also, Jesus is the president, and he loves us all.

 

[ionpulse2]

If infinity is REALLY infinity, then how do we KNOW that it is infinity?

Solve that, and you get as many internets as you want.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

You sir, win a cookie for being simply awesome and having watched that movie.