Impressing people

[The Salty Vulcan]

How impressive. I would bow, but I strained my back not caring.

=)

Careful, you might get an eye injury if you try to spot the subtle self-parody.

My eyes barely work anyway, hon, so chances are it will revitalise them. Or is your awesomeness not concentrated enough for that?

You kiddin'? Labbie could bottle the stuff and make millions!

 

[Labyrinth]

My eyes barely work anyway, hon, so chances are it will revitalise them. Or is your awesomeness not concentrated enough for that?

Why yes, I can understand how attempting to see through a thick veil of condescension would be difficult. Your loss entirely, I'm afraid.

 

[Labyrinth]

So you can't cure my astigmatism? I am disappoint; Sevre cured my broken limbs.

Sevre is a nicer being than I, though you seem to confuse your refusal of my Great Truth with my inability to project it. Like the Emprah, I only help those who would bow to my Moddy Throne.

 

[Angerwing]

Mostly by being good at things I do. Drinking? Bam. Like an Irish sailor. Working? Bam. Been pulling 11-13 hour days regularly, and I do at least one 12 hour shift a week.

And uh, that's about it. Because I can't for the life of me think of one more thing that I do in public other than working and drinking.

 

[Glamorgan]

I....
Attempted to learn spanish
Taught myself guitar
Learned how to sew
Grew sideburns
Attempted a "David Tennant" look. It didn't work out
Wore a fedora for 3 months
Started wearing blazers as an everyday clothing item

And I'm just getting started here...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I make other people look worse so that they don't upstage me. Well, I used to, back when I was a grumpy teen.

But now I just try and sound witty. I like to think it works (I keep telling myself so).

 

[Labyrinth]

And I only bow to those who earn my respect. I guess this is a time for mutual learning of one another, no?

And here I was thinking that the combination of wit and charm that permeates the internet from my presence would be enough. Alas.

 

[beniki]

Moved to a country on the other side of the world.

 

[Skitchy]

Normally I just mention my degree in Forensic Sciences, my job, or the fact I'm in a band. All bases covered, folks.

 

[Labyrinth]

Sorry; I'm a bit harder to impress than that.

And my internet self-parody superiority complex prevents me from bothering to put in any effort.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Sorry; I'm a bit harder to impress than that.

And my internet self-parody superiority complex prevents me from bothering to put in any effort.

The immovable meets the unstoppable?

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I've done some stuff to impress people, but it was more of a, "Can I do this?" type thing. I punched through 2 sheets of drywall, I ripped an apple in half, I drank some sort of drink concoction that had pepper, mustard, and who knows what all else in it, and a few others. It was more to see if I could than to really impress anyone in particular though.