Improbable answers to world problems

[shadowstriker86]

Let's face it, life sucks. It'd be so much simpler and easier if all of our hairbrained ideas managed to come fruition. Like i have this idea of solving world hunger involving something i like to call SuperJuice Apples, a regular sized apple but contained enough nutrients in 1/8 of it to keep a person fed for 3 days, or a new bio-fuel consisting of electrocharged plasma that would completely replace gasoline, but sadly im only a guy of ideas, cause im not smart enough or rich enough to make this stuff. anyone else ever feel like this?

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

Well, there is no world problem that can't be solved by blowing the whole world up.

 

[Anjel]

Your ideas... do they come with the science bit? Or is it just random ideas? Because everyone can spout something to fix a world problem but without substance to back it up it's just words.

It's like the 'condom' for the hole in the ozone layer. Why has this not been done? Because it is physically impossible right now.

 

[HardkorSB]

A world peace solution:
Let's invade Mars!
That will unite us.
Invade who?
Who cares?

Honestly though, I think that it's not just the lack of brain power and money that's stopping you. Have you ever really tried to do any of those things you think of?
"But I can't, I have no resources. Blah blah..."
10-15 years of hard work and you could have the brains and money you need. Problem is that you probably wouldn't want to spend those years working like a slave. You would rather just turn into Tony Stark on the spot.
Tell me if I'm on the right track.

 

[Midget52]

Well, there is no world problem that can't be solved by blowing the whole world up.

?Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.? - Joseph Stalin

Pretty true, if a bit unfeasible.

...

Oh, and terrible.

 

[Flishiz]

Just read Superfreakonomics. Seriously, igniting an entire ocean of oil to create cloud coverage that would prevent the sun from getting to the Earth and preventing global warming? Didn't those guys watch The Matrix?

 

[Smooth Operator]

Genocide, solves everything

 

[Vippy]

There is no problem in history that could not have been solved through setting fire to the right person at the right time.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Two things solve everything: Violence and Duct tape. If they can't fix it, its not worth fixing.

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Genocide, solves everything

it does, actually. just look at the black death

 

[Vippy]

Genocide, solves everything

it does, actually. just look at the black death

It's a bit of an effor though. Requires a fair bit of organisation...

 

[Avaholic03]

Just don't care. Try it sometime. Life is so much better and less stressful when you don't care...especially about things that you have no control over (the environment, politics, human suffering, etc.). Close your eyes, plug your ears and go "lalalalalala" until the problems go away.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Genocide, solves everything

Sounds terrible, but there would be substantially fewer problems if the world population was reduced by half or so.

 

[Dragonclaw]

I'd kick EVERYBODY out of the Middle East. Restore the sites of historic and religious significance to their former glory then re-open it to only allow UNARMED pilgrimages abd sight seeing(Check your guns elsewhere, get along or GTFO) bringing about a much safer holy land, but NO ONE GETS TO LIVE THERE...you can't play nice, so you can't have nice things...

 

[iphonerose]

print more money

Edit: i misread the subject, i thought it was improper answers

 

[Ilke]

Nukes, NUKES, NOOOOOOKS.

Best improbable solution evar.

 

[electric_warrior]

Peace in he middle east- invent a delicious and realistic alternative to ham, bacon and pork.

There's got to be some reason they're always going at each other, and I think its because they're all cranky because they don't have the deliciousness o pig based products.

edit: While is was typing this, a button on my keyboard stopped working. Seeing as I can't type it, I'll just say that I hate this ucking laptop!! I only got it ixed three weeks ago!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I always feel the problem of overpopulation can be done by making jaywalking and speeding legal.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Answer to solve World Hunger? Cannibalism! I mean, it's not like there are a billion people on the earth... oh wait, there are!