Impromptu Writing Game!

[Terrortree]

(write a few sentences of the story, you can be as ridiculous as you want, and when you finish just type "..." so the next person can continue.)

As I walked into the laundromat, I saw a man. He looked familiar to me for some reason. I couldn't put my finger on it, but I was sure I had seen him from before. I approached him, tapped him on the shoulder and said...

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

"You there! It seems you are familiar to me, Were you at that Orgy a few days back?...

 

[Griphphin]

But he cut me off and thew me into the washer, jumping in with me. I felt the spin cycle overtaking me, and drifted off into vertigo. I awoke hours later in a very different place, I found myself at...

 

[Rawle Lucas]

Los Angeles, where I had accidentally landed into the middle of a game of dice. The players swore at me, wondering how I just materialized out of thin air. They then...

 

[Kaltazraza]

had a gigantic bonfire, which got it's power from the countless haters of twilight burning all the books they could find. I saw a television showing...

 

[Rawle Lucas]

that very bonfire from the vantage point of a news chopper.

"Woo hoo! The streets are on FAIYAH today!" shouted the reporter. I raised my eyebrow in disbelief...

 

[M-JN]

That anyone still says "ON FAIYAH" in the 2000's. This is supposed to be an enlightened age.

While I was busy mourning the linguistic failings of modern society, the police showed up. They said I was under arrest on suspicion of...

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Stealing from The First National Bank while dressed up as Kamen Rider Kuuga, I could only thumbs up and reply with "...

 

[Alexeduardo]

An ancient sword encarved with strange symbol, which I immediately recognized as gaelic. It was in that moment that the helicopters opened fire. Soon, blood was flying everywhere and gore was raining down on their former owners. "You must take it to the prince of whales, only then can it end!", said a pregnant woman, before being torn to pieces by incendiary airborne artillery. And so began my quest, running away as...

 

[T-Bone24]

... tacos, and I knew it was a sign. A sign that I should...

 

[Terrortree]

go to the mall and see Johnny Depp acting like a monkey (again). As I was driving my car, I saw a...

 

[Kaltazraza]

Bunch of zombie-roadkill and decided to cook it to the illegal immigrants in the trunk of my car. As I opened the trunk...

 

[Moon_Called]

... a massive swarm of face-huggers jumped out at me like a thousand angry Twilight fans. But fortunately, I was saved from that terrible fate by...

 

[FrostyChick]

...The king of England, who lead 100 valiant knights to my rescue. Before asking me to...

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Search for the lost sword of King Arthur, but As I was traveling to England I was...

 

[Trivun]

Caught in the crossfire of a dogfight between a trio of X-Wings and the Firefly-class cruiser Serenity. I narrowly avoided being hit by Vera as I maneuvered my blimp to safety, but a stray photon torpedo caught me and set the hydrogen fuel on fire.

As my zeppelin went down in flames, I was saved by...

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Chuck Norris and his abs if Awesomeness, after setting me down in Wngland he oft to dye battle with Galatic Alien Overlords and eventually destroyed the sun but first I...

 

[Trivun]

Reply to whichever of these responses you prefer, I'm taking both branches here .

1. Chuck Norris: Took a photo of the sun so I could remember it in the cold and dark days to come. Even though I knew I'd never be able to see the picture in the darkness without a sun, though I always knew that some day I would...

2. Pippi Longstockings: If she would ever consider marrying such a strong, handsome man as her suitor Lord Snafflebury of Downham, a right and proper English Gentleman, last of the Snafflebury Gentlemen, who had made his fortune many years ago digging in Africa for...