'In 3 words'..

[Pirate1019]

Ikaruga: Am not regret
Half-Life: Crowbar, glasses, goatee
Counter-Strike: vote dust plz
VVVVVV: Veni, vidi, vici
Crysis: High system requirements
Uncharted: Merciless career thief

 

[Freedomario]

Dead Rising 2 : TK needs Death.
Team Fortress 2: Hat Fortress 2
Portal: Action Puzzle Fun
Lego (anything): Childish, but fun
Minecraft: CREEPER! RU- *Explodes*

 

[feebstalicious93]

uncharted 2: i hate clowns
Get your Portable ID! [http://us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/visit/profiles/omegabobjoe6]

but really
uncharted 2:best game ever

 

[Dead_Man]

Fallout 3: shit hits fan
metroid prime: girl fights aliens
protal: cake is lie

 

[DragonChi]

Diablo: Dope Dark Dungeons
Zelda: Grand Green Guardian
Half-Life: I hate Ravenholm
Duke Nukem: Duly Noted Fun
Mortal Kombat: Blood Guts Gore

 

[emeraldrafael]

Persona 3 Fes: Guns Chicks FUN!
Soul Calibur IV: Control the Souls
Silent Hill 2: Holy Fucking Shit!

 

[DatCracker]

Persona 3: Suicide Pokemon, Go!

Silent Hill 2: Crazy fat james

Silent Hill: Where is Cheryl?

Fatal Frame 2: God dammit Mayu

GTA 3: Running over bitches

L4D: Boomer! Witch! Tank!

L4D2: Shut up Rochelle

 

[The Bum]

Fallout new vegas-mmmmmmm sunset sasperilla
Gears of war-Insecure macho douchebags

 

[Ultress]

Persona 3 FES: Shoot yourself... Profit or ,Fuck Evade Skills

P3P3 with estrogen

Wild Arms 4: What.The. Hell! or Fail,Fail,Fail

Darkness: Gothic tentacle rape

Raidou Kuzunoha 2:Fuck my luck or Fuck King Abaddon

Tales of Legendia:Not devil spawn.

Ninja Gaiden 2: Kill Kill Kill

 

[ActivatorX]

The games I like (not necessarily the best ones I've ever played, but very memorable):

Resident Evil 5: Complete. Global. Saturation.
Beyond Good & Evil: Need. Sequel. Now.

The games I don't like/hate:

Final Fantasy I-XIV: Whiny, dramatic crap.
Age of Empires III: You ruined it.
Fable 1/2: Screw you, Molyneux./Area of Effect.
Dead Rising 2: Hot twins dead.

 

[HassEsser]

Team Fortress 2: Hats, hats, hats
Counter-Strike Source: Lag, reg, awp
Modern Warfare 2: Lucrative cash cow
Halo: Same shit again
Half-Life 2: Words can't describe
Left 4 Dead 2: This cost $50?

 

[Furious Styles]

GTA IV- fuck off, Roman!
Left 4 Dead- wait, come back!
or
Shit, tank music!

 

[astrav1]

MGS 'sneak dat shit!' (a cookie for the reference)

Fancy a go?

Metal Gear Awesome FUCK YEAR!

As for Steambot Chronicles,
STEAMBOT CHRONICLES! music.

 

[The Night Shade]

MGS:holy fucking shit
Shank:kill kill kill
Fallout New Vegas:Eat Drink kill

 

[PeePantz]

Street Fighter IV : "Pure Fucking Shit"

What was wrong with ST 4?

I just didn't have any fun. I bought into the hype and was excited, but I probably outgrew fighting games without realizing it. I played for about three hours with some friends, found that nothing had changed and got bored very quickly.

 

[rathorn14]

Oblivion: where's my horse!?

 

[PeePantz]

Street Fighter IV : "Pure Fucking Shit"

I can only see that working if you were to put "Pure Fucking Shit" after 'I am' and before 'at Street Fighter IV'.

Stay salty.

I won't argue. I lost a lot since my SNES days but I still didn't enjoy the game. I found it to be a waste of a lot of money for a game that barely got revamped. I personally find it to be "pure fucking shit" even if "I am" pure fucking shit "at Street Fighter IV".

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Ninja Gaiden II: Fuck you, gamers.

Mass Effect: Blue alien poontang.

Dynasty Warriors: Press X; repeat.

Devil May Cry: Dante owns you.

DmC: What the fuck.

 

[JSDodd]

SFIV: Tekken With Tactics
Rome Total War: Spam the Hastatis
Anything using an Advanced D&D engine: Don't pick Monk
Borderlands: Awesome but Repetetive

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

Uncharted 2- Indiana Jones Simulator.
Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction- Blow shit up
Fallout 3- Constantly start over.

I have a nasty habit of constantly starting over Fallout 3 before I'm anywhere near finishing it.