In a abandoned building

[Connor Lonske]

Day 111: Trips, lol. Anyway, the Jives wasn't real. Just a figment of my imagination. Good thing I could kill him. His blood is everywhere though. Fake, fictional blood my subconscious has made up.

 

[mizushinzui]

Day 112: slipped on fictional blood and bashed head against large ice sculpture of Dale Winton...
No memory of ever seeing that before

 

[mcpop9]

Day 114: Hugged ice sculpture to try and keep warm.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Day 115: Heard moaning coming from outside and noticed the stairs were blocked by a fallen sofa. Managed to move it after nailing planks to the walls 1250 times. I think I saw a meteorite but I'm not sure as I ate it and can't check.

Spoiler

Cookies for references.

 

[PixelKing]

Day 116: Took a nasty shit after eating the meteorite.

 

[mcpop9]

Day 117: The shit came to life and started to sing.

 

[M0rp43vs]

day 118: Had a boss fight with it and won by flushing it

 

[willofbob]

day 119: met up with sentient broom named Alfred. old friend of charles.
also, tried to open door. it worked. Am in same room.

 

[mcpop9]

day 120: Alfred tried to rape me last night, now silently sobbing in a corner.

 

[mcpop9]

Day 122: opened a door and fell out of it, seems this room is exactly 8ft lower than the rest.

Spoiler

internet for the reference.

 

[willofbob]

day 123: realise that I have been in here 123 days. fo a little jig for surviving that long

 

[willofbob]

day 124: Alfred akes me a cake. Perfectly good one too.

very surprising after the whole Rape Incident.
Newly crowned King of the Ants trades slice of cake for a can of cola.

 

[mcpop9]

Day 125: Declared war on the ants after can exploded on me.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Day 126: Won fight with ants effortlessly, I mean there fucking ants.

 

[PixelKing]

Day 128: Wondering what a scottie dog is.

 

[willofbob]

met with Scottie dog leader, Scotty the Dog. He is a fat Scotsma in a red shirt.
ant ate Alfred, there was much rejoicing.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Day 130: Contemplated my navel. Then contemplated the word navel. Then contemplated navel oranges. Then contemplated eating navel oranges.

God I wish I had food.