In a post-apocalyptic world, what type of sponge would you be?

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MrLS

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I was at a sponge museum today, it made me ponder about life... and by pondering about life I specifically wondered how life would be in a post-apocalyptic sponge filled world.

Personally I accept and welcome my spongey overlords!

EDIT:
In an offence strategy against the different types of sponges we should mount a sea turtle cavalry, sadly it's ineffective against ground-based types of sponge.
 

Tallim

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Bullet Sponge seems the most obvious choice. For longer lasting spongy goodness.
 

DEAD34345

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Well this is an... uh... original idea for a thread. Also what's with your large and empty "EDIT"?

Anyway, I would roam wild and free as a carnivorous sea-sponge. Well... maybe not "roam" so much as sit there and entangle tiny crabs with sticky threads, before consuming them. Still... that's the life I'd choose. More interesting than that of most sponges, I think.
 

The Ambrosian

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Personally I favour the traditional jam and cream sponge, not too dry and rather tasty.
Mmm. <3
 

thiosk

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I would be the kind that turns into [HEADING=3]enormous[/HEADING] dinosaurs when wet.
 

Hoki

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I'm partial to the staurocalyptus.

They're like little flowers! :3
 

Faux Furry

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An anthropomorphic sponge like Spongebob Squarepants, of course.
Possibly one called MovieSpongebob, not that there would be any new movies to review after a cataclysmic end-of-the-human world scenario.
That would all come in due time.
 

Erana

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Can I be one of those capsule sponges that turns into a dinosaur when it is exposed to water?
 

Richardplex

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Unsurprisingly, beaten to the bullet sponge.
The Ambrosian said:
Personally I favour the traditional jam and cream sponge, not too dry and rather tasty.
Mmm. <3
My stomach actually hurts from seeing that and knowing I can't eat it :(
 

Erana

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The Ambrosian said:
Erana said:
Can I be one of those capsule sponges that turns into a dinosaur when it is exposed to water?
No. No you cant.

Stop thinking you are a dinosaur crazy lady.
Fine. I'll be a magic eraser instead.
 

Robert Ewing

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I'd be a bob sponge. Sponge-bob if you will. And I don't like turtles :/ I'm kinda into... Squirrels. I know it's weird. But hey ho.