In Case Of A Zombie Incursion...

[The Bum]

I am trained in the mystical art of Search Bar running for the hills.

I'm not trained in the mystical art of search bar and i live in the hills pepole run to where do i run to?

And i have a 410.Shot gun and various revolvers

 

[Jark212]

Activate plan Echo, I have several other plans depending on the severity of the outbreak, where I am at the time, or the type of zombie/infected...

for every zombie survival plan you have, you are 100% more unlikely to contract a std
(some guy from cracked.com i dun remember)

That sound's like a good thing...

And that rule is only in effect if people know of your plans...

 

[SilverZ]

Duel Katanas on my back /w duel daggers on my side and duel M9's round the back Lara Croft style, and Steam Punk Goggles on my head..why, BECAUSE I CAN ;D

do you actually have the fucking katanas?

Are YOU a Zombie, because if you are i can show you...

umm no thanks

 

[SilverZ]

defense against what?

Just predators after livestock.

epic sidetrack win back on topic please

 

[SilverZ]

a bible and an immersive ten step literacy program

My guitars.
Hey , L4D2 can teach you somthin'!

if this post is in case of a realistic zombie incursion then youre a dumbass but if this post is in case of a zombie incursion then gratz

Baseball bat, 12 gauge pump shotgun on hand, numerous rifles and revolvers, plus an assortment of various farming tools.

where the hell would you get them life is'n't a video game now for sure i would be fucked the gunstore is 35 mins from my house

you know how where the nearest gun store is to your house?

its says GUN STORE

 

[SilverZ]

I'd gather my friends, relatives, friends relatives etc (unless they are dead) and hold up in our local shopping centre, lock it down and just hide in their =)

their is a roof bit so we could see what goes on outside, and their is food, entertainment, clothes and stuff inside =)

ok i'm talking what to protect yourself not where... and shopping centers are a bad idea if the undead have a sense of smell the meat would draw them like moths to a flame

Friends who are slower than me. I guess, ex-friends in this case.

that is not on topic.. im talkin weapons here not people (although who you hang out with makes no difference if they are stupid)

 

[SilverZ]

A pair of katana's, kitchen knifes, cricket bat , a pair of steel numchuckas and a nerf gun.

a NERF GUN????

 

[SilverZ]

i actually have a couple of replica sword and two hunting knife things i could use, the rest would be blunt force trauma things, like a cricket bat

edit: didnt read op properly

thats fine you got the gist of it

 

[SilverZ]

Chainsaw, axes of varying sizes and a rather loyal Rottweiler

what if your dog got infected form biting the undead? now where would you be? ill tell ya where... in a bunker with a zombie dog... and shortly after that you would be groaning BRAAAAAAAIIIINS

 

[SilverZ]

I have an axe, which I will use taking out the stairs, chilling on the second floor, eating canned food while the army of trained soldiers easily mops up the slow moving, dim witted zeds.

a simple plan... but what if they get hit by it first? then what? you would have almost no one to save you

 

[Jimrollson]

A cowards sense of self preservation.

 

[sukkafree]

Got a guitar, shovels, Spartan (halo) helmet, Fallout lunch box, and if this was asked in November I could say I had at least six guns in my guest room, but sadly my parents sold 'em.

 

[Shemming]

A pair of katana's, kitchen knifes, cricket bat , a pair of steel numchuckas and a nerf gun.

a NERF GUN????

Im in england i cant have a real gun.

 

[Count Igor]

I've got a search bar with nails in it.

Mmhmm. I went there.

 

[Audio]

Motorbike leathers. No bites for me :3

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I have an axe, which I will use taking out the stairs, chilling on the second floor, eating canned food while the army of trained soldiers easily mops up the slow moving, dim witted zeds.

a simple plan... but what if they get hit by it first? then what? you would have almost no one to save you

Oh trust me I have a well thought out plan, ending In me trekking up into Canada and then Alaska, I just always find It kind of funny when everyone has a complex plan, when realistically the armies of the world could easily handle slow moving targets, with no red tape to take out, and all It takes is a single well placed round.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

modified Bardiche with a crowbar like tip at the bottom. Small enough to be used indoors but big enough to have to be used with two hands. I can use it pretty well.. may require more training on my coup de grace. Good old medieval enactments have taught me a bit

 

[Dark2003]

i have two twin-katanas in my room, a decent knife for a quick forehead stab, and an umbrella, not sure how much that will help but you never kno

 

[Nailz]

My nice post driving sledge would be my weapon of choice I think.
Maybe my 6ft crowbar.
Weapon of opportunity? Wood chipper.

Nm all that ima go with the chinese entrenching tool.

 

[SsilverR]

i'll use my air rifle since i recently spent £30 on high penatration pellets (about a thousand of them) and after the tests me and my mate did .. we're 200% this thing is capable of mangling your brain

apart from that i'd have a crowbar, a machete and bolt cutters