In Case Of.....

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 24, 2009

...teach it.

In case of Mike Patton...

Lambi · Nov 24, 2009

...learn who he is.

In case of eye injury...

Jedamethis · Nov 24, 2009

Wear an eye patch and spend the day being a pirate!

In case of not having an eye patch...
Don't you die on me! Live damn you!

Ren3004 · Nov 24, 2009

...just cover it with your hand.

in case of not having hands...

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 24, 2009

...get bionic hands.

In case of bionic surgery going wrong...

Ren3004 · Nov 25, 2009

... kill everyone.

In case of having no one else to kill...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 25, 2009

...kill yourself.

In case of being unkillable...

Ren3004 · Nov 25, 2009

...cry.

in case of having no tears left...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 25, 2009

...add some artificial tears.

In case of lobster death...

Ren3004 · Nov 25, 2009

... arrange a lobster funeral.

In case of being incarcerated on an asylum...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 25, 2009

....wave arms around in horror.

In case of horror...

Ren3004 · Nov 25, 2009

... scream.

In case of having a sore throat...

Lambi · Nov 27, 2009

...be an old man.

In case of getting no sleep...

Ren3004 · Nov 28, 2009

... stop drinking coffee.

In case of sinking into oblivion...

Lambi · Nov 28, 2009

...embrace it.

In case of embracement changing you into a giant, horrifying monster...

Ren3004 · Nov 29, 2009

... kill those puny humans.

In case of the puny humans having tanks...

Lambi · Nov 29, 2009

...have Tank-B-Gone spray handy.

In case of spray not working...

Ren3004 · Nov 29, 2009

... kill it with fire.

In case of fire not working...

Jedamethis · Nov 29, 2009

...kill it with lava!

In case of zombie thread...

Ren3004 · Nov 29, 2009

... complain about the search bar.

In case of not recognizing anyone on the Escapist anymore...