In Case Of.....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Be happy.
In case of your thread staying dead...

 

[Ren3004]

... raise it from the dead.


In case of Zombie Thread Apocalypse...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...kill it with fire.

In case of being out of fire...

 

[Ren3004]

... kill it with shotgun to the head.


In case of not having any shotguns...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...throw shotgun shells.

In case of being soluble in water...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...use harpoon.

In case of not having a harpoon gun...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Bring a tactical nuke

In case of not looking on this thread for a while

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...be confused.

In case of confusion...

 

[Ren3004]

... visit this thread more often.

In case of having to go to sleep...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...go to sleep.

In case of not being able to sleep...

 

[Ren3004]

... stay awake.

In case of sleep deprivation...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...knock yourself out with a hammer.

In case of brain damage...

 

[Ren3004]

... never mind, I don't think you'd notice. ZING!

In case of getting Internet-punched...
[sub]Internet-punch is a registered trademark of Ren3004.[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

...hope it's a friendly Internet so you won't get hurt much.

In case of Internet-punch being made mostly of 4chan...

 

[Ren3004]

... hide.


In case of copyright infringement...
[sub]LAMBI, where were you?!. We missed you![/sub]

 

[Lambi]

...hire team of lawyers.

In case of missing me...
[sup]Awww, thanks Ren. I've just been playing console games and didn't need a walkthrough, which is almost the only reason I turn my PC on nowadays.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

...stalk lambi.

In cese of restraining order...

 

[Lambi]

...obey it.

In case of liking to break rules...

 

[Ren3004]

... don't obey it.


In case of going to jail...

 

[Lambi]

...don't drop soap.

In case of soap dropping...