In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... watch it.


In case of being on fire (literally).

 

[Lambi]

...scream in agony. Or stop, drop and roll.

In case of me...

 

[Jedamethis]

Hug? I dunno.

In case of me...

 

[Lambi]

...get a hug. *hugs Jedamethis*

I case of hug making you uncomfortable...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...break out the shotgun.

In case of overreacting to a hug...

 

[Lambi]

...calm down.

In case of shotgun to your face...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...put a band-aid on it.

In case of that not being nearly enough...

 

[Jedamethis]

Put a bigger band aid on it.

In case of huge band aid...

 

[Ren3004]

... make a witty retort.


In case of not coming up with a witty retort...

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

...carry an English-to-1337 Conversion table. [small]It seems to work for Counter Strike players.[/small]

In case of anti-gravity.

 

[Jedamethis]

Have teh funzeseses!

In case of retardation...

 

[Ren3004]

... sigh.


In case of not getting the present you asked for...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...deny the existence of santa.

In case of Santa beating you up...

 

[Lambi]

...get Satan to beat him up.

In case of both Santa and Satan beating you up...

 

[Jedamethis]

Relax. Neither exist.

In case of offensive post...
[sub]I hope mine wasn't.[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

...get reported.

In case of report button broken...
[sup]Don't worry. It's just a game and we're all just having fun. And just so you know, I didn't hit the report button.[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...heave a massive sigh of relief.

In case being horrified by getting permabanned...

 

[Jedamethis]

Make sure you never ever be mean

In case of having 5000 posts with no mod wrath, but having not been here six months...
[sub]I is angreh![/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cry.

In case of getting banned due to tears annoying a mod...

 

[Lambi]

...create a new account.

In case of SCIENCE!...