In Case Of.....

[wilted_orchid]

Hide. Really well.

In case the cake isn't a lie...

 

[AvsJoe]

Eat the cake.

In case of Portal 2 being released...

 

[wilted_orchid]

Die inside, but quietly so Yahtzee doesn't damage you.

In case of bovine influenze...

 

[Jedamethis]

Call Mcdonalds

In case of Alien Invasion...

 

[AvsJoe]

Call the Predator

In case of Predator...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Call Chuck Norris

In case of Chuck Norris

 

[AvsJoe]

Bow to my new master.

In case of cramps...

 

[Kollega]

Look it up in dictionary to know what i'm up against.

In case of Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots...

 

[XJ-0461]

Get Jet Li, Johnny Depp, Simon Pegg and Arnold Schwarzenegger to help you kick some ass.

In case of an invasion of dolphins...

 

[OddOzZy666]

Summon the whales

In case of PETA

 

[Onichanbura]

Beat them to death with cow bones.

In case of robot tornados.....

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Beat them to death with cow bones.

In case of robot tornados.....

Shit my damn pants. Not much of a solution...

In case of sky raining swords and HCl...

 

[OddOzZy666]

Wait in the cellar until it leaves

In case of fruit fucker prime

 

[Onichanbura]

Hide my stash of nectar and ambrosia.

In case of a good nicholas cage movie.....

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Discover the key to dividing by zero...?

In case of drunk roommates rolling in pasta on your floor...

 

[Onichanbura]

Discover the key to dividing by zero...?

In case of drunk roommates rolling in pasta on your floor...

Make him watch lesbian porn out of revenge.


In case or skeet starved trannysaurous...

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Both: Beat it with a hammer.

And uh, find a swimming pool worth of skeet and run!

In case of all music being changed solely to Nickleback...

 

[Onichanbura]

Cry for the rest of my life, while punching Toby maguire.


In case of flying sodomy demons....

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Get the pope to banish them to another dimension...

In case of Freeza being real and coming to Earth...