In Case Of.....

[Disaster Button]

...Atomic Bomb.

Incase of Acid to the face...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...facial reconstruction surgery.

In case of mad plastic surgeons...

 

[Ren3004]

...use the Incinerate plasmid.


In case of Big Daddy...

 

[Sassafrass]

Avoid the damn drill.

In case of low self confidence.

 

[Disaster Button]

...Fake the confidence until you feel it.

In case of extreme apathy...

 

[dalek sec]

Just don't care anymore.

In case of extreme paranoia...

 

[Ren3004]

... take you med... Did you hear that? Why are there clicks on my phone? It's THEM! They are out there! They're coming for me!!!!


In case of multiple personalities...

 

[Disaster Button]

...Remind myself I'm the prettiest. WHAT!? I'm the prettiest. Pretty for a whore. Your mom's a whore. At least I have a Mom! I don't like conflict. I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE! I like coco pops...

In case of being beheaded.

 

[Ren3004]

... don't worry, you should still be tall enough to enter the amusement park rides.


In case of not remembering any beheading puns... [sub]Seriously, not a single one?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Make your own.

In case of Final Destination.

 

[Disaster Button]

...Have someone beat you with a stick instead of watching the abortion that is Final Destination.

In case of falling pregnant...

 

[Ren3004]

... take B12 vitamin.


In case of medical jokes...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...scribble your name illegibly onto a pad.

In case of overkill...

 

[Ren3004]

...kill some more, just to make sure.

In case of memes...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Do a barrel roll because this is Sparta! While you fire ur lazar and I herd you liek mudkipz?
(...Restart your computer and hope they go away. )

In case of spoilers...

 

[dalek sec]

Send the spoiler police after them!

In case of deadly incinerate attack...

 

[A Weary Exile]

Use super-dildo.

In case of martian hamster invasion...

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Install 30 CM walls around your house, that'll stop em.

In case of flaming dogs raining from the sky...

 

[A Weary Exile]

Stop playing Oblivion.

In case of spontaneous combustion...