In Case Of.....

[Sassafrass]

Call in Toilet Duck!!!

In case of Toilet Duck losing...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...run for you life.

In case of poop in the washing machine...

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't come home drunk again...

In case of coming home drunk again.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Be sure to lock the washing machine.

In case of failing to lock the washing machine whilst drunk...

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't try and wee in it.

In case of weeing in the washing machine.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Hope that your clothes aren't white.

In case your clothes that were once white are now yellow...

 

[Sassafrass]

Put in red pants so it turns pink.

In case of having a pink and pee stain coloured shirt.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...punch yourself in the junk for being a dumbass.

In case of getting in a fistfight with yourself...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Beat your own ass.

In case of eating an entire bucket of chewable vitamins...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...call ambulance.

In case of listening to courage wolf...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Slice your throat.

In case of whistling butthole...

 

[Disaster Button]

..Jam a cork in it to shut it the hell up.

In case of slimey kitchen..

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...start cleaning it. With your tongue.

In case of slime poisoning...

 

[Disaster Button]

...chop your tongue off with your hair.

Incase of really really good hair...

 

[Disaster Button]

...stop being such a goddamn slut you whore.

Incase of sex addiction...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Fuel the addiction.

In case of a shortage of goat-killing bullets...

 

[Disaster Button]

...watch as the Goats take revenge by eating your Brains and becoming super moderately intelligent.

Push your nearest Disaster Button.
push me hard

Incase of Super intelligent Goats..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare to get killed with their horns.

In case of angry mountain goat...