In Case Of.....

[Sam G]

Seal them in a time bubble, then fast-forward them through time until they turn into petrol. Then sell the petrol and make a lot of MONAAAY!!!

 

[Jaywebbs]

Do nothing as no situation was posted

In Case of anthropomorphic pigs

 

[RagnorakTres]

...BUTCHER KNIVES!! WHO WANTS BACON!?

In case of mad butchers...

 

[Sassafrass]

Try to stay alive for as long as possible.

In case of overwhelming defeat.

 

[RagnorakTres]

...commit seppuku in disgrace. Yay ritualistic suicide!

In case of low flying hellspawn...

 

[Sassafrass]

Reach for a bigger gun.

In case of severe dismemberment.

 

[RagnorakTres]

...make like a badass cross between Dirty Harry and Inspector Gadget.

In case of awesome Clint Eastwood movie references...

 

[Sassafrass]

start watching movies with Clint Eastwood in.

In case of almighty fail.

 

[RagnorakTres]

...UNLEASH THE FAIL-HOUNDS!!!

In case of bad memes...

 

[Sassafrass]

Stay away from the cake. Seriously, stay away from it.

In case of Final Fantasy references.

 

[RagnorakTres]

...summon Omega Bahamut to unleash heavenly fury upon thine foes.

In case of giant god-dragon glassing your village with an angry ultra-attack...

 

[Sassafrass]

Try not to die too much.

In case of humongous killer whale attack who happens to be called Sin.

 

[Ren3004]

... get a humongous killer shark.



In case of wabbits...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...cry tears of blood because you are trapped in the most horrible Final Fantasy ever.
[sup]DAMN NINJAS! The above statement is my opinion. You have the right to your opinion. I have the right to think you're an idiot...that needs to be on a shirt! Huh...[/sup]
...get Elmer Fudd with his shotgun guitar with spikes coming out of it.
[sup]YAY MEGADETH![/sup]
In case of rare moment of genuine creativity...

 

[Sassafrass]

...cry tears of blood because you are trapped in the most horrible Final Fantasy ever.
[sup]DAMN NINJAS! The above statement is my opinion. You have the right to your opinion. I have the right to think you're an idiot...that needs to be on a shirt! Huh...[/sup]

Well, your opinion is your own...

OT: Bottle it and sell it for millions.

In case of rampant horny giraffes.

 

[RagnorakTres]

...bomb the fuck out of 'em.
[sup]That'll probably work, even if I get ninja'd![/sup]
In case of Cthulu...

 

[Sassafrass]

...OH...MY...GOD!!!!

In case of being murdered by Cthulu.

 

[Ren3004]

... resign to your fate, there's nothing you can do.


In case of apocalypse...

 

[Sassafrass]

just ignore everything going on around you and just live your life normally.

In case of lack of ideas.

 

[RagnorakTres]

...summon Cthulu.

In case of Ooze...