In Case Of.....

[Jaywebbs]

Blame Cthulu

In case of poster with Cthulu Fetish...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Call Cthulu to get over it

In case of Cthulu wanting sex with you

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...find R'lyeh brand condoms.

In case of flying fanged accordions...

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Find some field tissues


In case of naked cyborg-zombie-nazis

 

[Jaywebbs]

Laugh Maniacally as your army of Cyborg-Zombie-Nazis takes over the universe

In Case of Chosen one ruining your plans

 

[Ren3004]

... just yell "NOOOOO! This isn't over yet!" for a really long time.


In case of being the Chosen One...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Remember to believe

In case of thinking you're the one but you aren't

 

[Sporky111]

Don't attempt an epic "final fight", unless you have proven your power and you mentor has died.

In case of necro'd thread

 

[Ren3004]

...keep posting or kill it for good.



In case of more Star Wars prequels...

 

[Fraught]

...don't watch them.

In case of a car driving towards you and you have 1/3 of a second to react...

 

[Sam G]

Jump up, land on the bonnet, then run across the roof.

In case of homicidal room-mate...

 

[Azraellod]

...don't ask me to be your room mate.

In case of oversleeping...

 

[COR 2000]

... Insomnia!

In case of Howitzer strike....

 

[The Rockerfly]

Become the white death

In case of promotion

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...celebrate at bar.

In case of XBOX Fanboys...

 

[Sassafrass]

Shot them. Shot them all!
[sup]Coming from a 360 owner.[/sup]

In case of rampant killing donkeys with lazers attached to their heads.

 

[Ren3004]

...release the giant mutant tigers with lasers attached to their heads.


In case of traffic jam... with tanks...

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't go to China.

In case of fear of mod wrath.

 

[Ren3004]

... post an inflammatory comment, it always works. Well, most of the time. Rarely. No, it never works, actually.


In case of being naked in the middle of the street...