In Case Of.....

[Sassafrass]

wonder why you're also handcuffed to a lamppost.

In case of above scenario happening.

 

[COR 2000]

... Dance!

In case of nightmares resulting from said scenario....

 

[Sassafrass]

Try to stay away from the light.[sup]But it's so pretty...[/sup]

In case of bad song on the radio.

 

[Sassafrass]

Just try and stay alive so I can watch your life ebb away...

In case of being stalked by a certain Psycho.

 

[COR 2000]

Alright, let's change it. Wait, what, Rick Astley? Okay, this song is nice...

Announcer: That was Rick Astley's classic "Never gonna give you up" that you just heard. Now for the Limbaugh show...

COR: Wait, what? Oh no, ohnoohnoOHNOOHNOOHNO-

*Explosions*

In case of Rush Limbaugh and possibly a Dead COR....

Edit: Curses! Ninja'd. And just make better, more organized friends.

 

[Sassafrass]

call the sasquatch to nick his bones.

In case of Chinchilla being late because I may have took his bones.

 

[dalek sec]

Point and laugh at him.

In case of getting lost when going through the stargate.

 

[terribleyetfun]

bring a length of string

in case of loss of oxygen.

 

[dalek sec]

Get ready to die.

In case of Cylon missile attack...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Head for the smallest, densest room (hopefully underground) and pray you'll live

In case of nuclear war

 

[Jedamethis]

Hide

In case of rickroll...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Dance! Either that or report, depending on your views on rickrolling

In case of cheese rolls

EDIT: I think we should try and hit 1000 posts xD

 

[linchowlewy]

Call a fat kid

In case of Hammer Time

 

[Jedamethis]

Stop!

In case of bad pun...

 

[The Rockerfly]

[small] Fuck I keep missing all the hammer times [/small]

Make sure you keep a box of laughter thoughts to help you get over it (God I hate myself)

In case bad rappers

 

[Jedamethis]

Buy earplugs

In case of STOP