In Case Of.....

[The Rockerfly]

Play with the wool, your kitten will love it ^-^

In case of dogs trying to eat food off your plate

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Stack your food on top of the fridge.

In case of cheerleaders...

 

[Sam G]

Bring something to cover it up with.

In case of immature sex jokes...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...gasp in horror at the thought that someone might temporarily be immature.

In case of dijon ketchup becoming a reality...

 

[Sam G]

Die. On the spot.

In case of crossovers...

 

[Azraellod]

...ignore. Or watch if you like both shows.

In case of having no feet...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...learn to walk with your stumps.

In case of kids playing with fire crackers...

 

[Azraellod]

...join in. It's fun.

In case of massive overpopulation...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...move all of the celebrities,pretentious people and general wastes of space to the wonderful utopia that is 'New Earth' A.K.A Mars.

In case of procrastination...

 

[Jedamethis]

Do it later

In case of laziness

 

[Azraellod]

...stop nagging me. I'm to lazy to care.

In case of a killer cyclops guarding your destination city...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Buy some Cyclops away

In the case of Godzilla enslaving humanity

 

[Azraellod]

...Nuke it. No other options really...

In case of nonsense being spoken to you...

 

[A Weary Exile]

Halibut steamroller.

In case of missing organs...

 

[Sam G]

Hunt down the bastard who robbed the church. (budum-tish)

In case of Aperture Science...

 

[dalek sec]

Enjoy cake!

In case of being pushed into a woodchipper...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...transform into very small pieces of yourself and disperse.

In case of Stalking lamps...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...call the police.

In case of piranhas in your bath tub...

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Grab a toaster.

In case of old meme....

 

[Ramthundar]

Burn it with fire and hope for the best.

In case of little brother...