In Case Of.....

[dalek sec]

Lock in the closet.

In case of older sister...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Get Therapy you perve

In case of Dogs which are on fire raining from the sky...

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Refer to the post in which I said nearly the exact same thing


In case of madness...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Start talking to yourself about how you are going to get over it

In case of flying cows

 

[Jedamethis]

Build flying milking shed

In case of X-Men

 

[Sam G]

Call the Y-Men. Or Apokalips, whichever is cheaper.

In case of Tonberry...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...remember that It's Sharp.

In case of lame summon jokes...

 

[Ren3004]

... reply with lame puns.



In case of being underwater with no oxygen...

 

[COR 2000]

Grow gills.

In case of Birthers....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...get hot water and some towels.

In case of aeroplane hurtling towards the ground...

 

[Ren3004]

... JUMP!


In case of having paid to see a bad film...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...throw popcorn at others around you for entertainment.

In case of being stuck in a mosh pit...

 

[Sam G]

Whip out the flamethrower.

In case of being tied down to train-tracks...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...wait for some form of hero to save you from the dastardly devil of a villain in the nick of time.

In case of drunk clowns...

 

[Sam G]

Sledgehammer, ohyes.

In case of BioWare employees turned zombies...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...stay away from underground labs at all costs.

In case of bitchy teenage girls...

 

[COR 2000]

Therapy.... Or silencing by force, makes no difference to me...

In case of Apathy....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...meh.

In case of PETA...

 

[Ren3004]

... make sure to murder kittens and eat meat in front of them. Just to annoy them.


In case of PETA members wielding flamethrowers...

 

[Sassafrass]

Place animals in the way.

In case of naked celebs advertising PETA campaign.