In Case Of.....

[The Rockerfly]

Come up with a better one, with more explosions

In case of too many explosives

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...store some of the leftovers in a neighbors house.

In case of neighbor suspecting something...

 

[likalaruku]

Get out your Guide to Framing Your Neighbor.

In case of expired mayonaise....

 

[The Rockerfly]

give it to a friend then laugh at them

In case of House

 

[Ren3004]

... don't be an idiot.


In case of being an idiot around House...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...prepare for verbal assassination.

In case of complete verbal assassination...

 

[Ren3004]

...get a verbal grave.


In case of verbal serial killer...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...arrest House or anyone similar to him.

In case of vicious circles...

 

[Ren3004]

... stay away... no one likes to be attacked by circles.



In case of double entendres...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...watch out for people who'd double your entendre. *nudge nudge wink wink*

In case of Monty Python references...

 

[Ren3004]

... please fondle my buttocks.


In case of Hungarian - English dictionary...

 

[Jedamethis]

Burn it quick!

In case of fire...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Use water

In case of flood

[sub][sub]we're back to the original topic, huzaah![/sub][/sub]

 

[PixelKing]

Use fire

In case of remote controled grenade next to your face...

 

[Ren3004]

...make sure you have the remote control.


In case of not having the remote control...

 

[DavidTheWise]

Say hi to Elvis for me


In case of suffering the idiot virus...

 

[Ren3004]

...don't be treated by Dr. House.

In case of having a itch "down there"...
[sub]In your foot, what did you think I meant?[/sub]

 

[The Rockerfly]

Scratch you foot *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

In case of innuendos

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Go get laid.

In case of running peanut butter joke...

 

[Ren3004]

... reply with a running jelly joke.


In case of being winked at because of unintentional innuendo...