In Case Of.....

[Sassafrass]

Wink back.

In case of wink being winked back at you.

 

[Ren3004]

... run.


In case of not being fast enough...

 

[SteakHeart]

Divide by zero. Everyone knows wackiness undoes wackiness.

In case of not knowing that...

 

[Sassafrass]

Take that to heart.

In case of being caught with your pants down.

 

[SteakHeart]

Say you're watering the grass.

In case of that only working when outside...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...come up with another excuse.

In case of getting walked in on while dumping...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...stare at them until they leave.

In case of awkwardness...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...wish you were invisible.

In case of new avatar...

 

[Sassafrass]

Make sure others like it first.

In case of others not liking it.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Slap them with a ruler

In case they file an assualt and battery suit against you...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...kill them.

In case you get caught...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...wash the pants before mum comes home.

In case of mum coming home as your washing your pants off in the back yard...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...be surprised.

In case of getting gored by a very fat cow...
[sup]I did. I am starting a new tradition: an anime girl for every seasonal event. Only when It's near though[/sup]

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

...Set wood chipper to "trunk"

In case of being stalked by O'Reily Cameramen...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...appear on the O'Reily factor.

In case of getting stalked by ugly girls...

 

[Azraellod]

...die in the rubble.

In case of a flood...