In Halo 3 we were playing cops and robbers.
round 1: I drive warthog. The cop pulls me over and says I was over the speed limit. Then he gives me a blue speeding ticket via plasma grenade. I found it pretty funny.
round 2: I drive warthog slowly and cop pulls me over... this is what conversed:
"Evening officer"
"Where are you off to tonight sir?"
"Oh, I'm going to Homedepot..."
"Why?"
"Well you see, I'm driving to Homedepot to buy some plywood to build a crib for this baby I stole and I was hopping to get there befo-"
"Wait... did you say you stole a baby?"
"..."
(he then plasma grenades me)
round 3: (i'm the cop now)
I see someone speeding in a warthog. I throw a plasma grenade at him. It sticks and blows up the warthog... and then the flaming broken wreckage of the warthog flys halfway across the map in a vertical direction and slams into 3 robbers, killing them instantly. I then make my guy look to the sky and I shouted, "What kind of monster am I!!! Why God!!!! Why!!!!"
fun