In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's pretty much the same thing every time...

You didn't give me a crown!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

In my defense, Lil Jon stole all of them.

You put an Eggo in my Aunt Jemima's!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was curious if she was sweet everywhere.

You made me tell a horrible joke!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to cater to you.
I think...

You brought a foo into my house!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the soul was mine all along. You kept moving it around from person to person for a decade.
Now it is MINE again!

You put a metal rod in my stomach!

 

[Voltaggia]

In my defense, I planned him to destroy religion.

You ate the rubber off my pencil!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I was erasing my stomach bug

You ate the last walnut

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, that is how it's spelled in england. i'm just spelling it like this to shut you up.

you invested in a company that beats up old women for pay.

 

[wonkey20]

In my defense, I dont like ole women

You started a flame war.

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, stfu n00b.

You comitted the 7 deadly sins in just 2 hours!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I'm going to hell anyway, so I figured "Why not?"

You ate the emperor of Japan

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, D&D is the most fun I ever have, and it is AWESOME!!!

You tried to kill my mentor