In My Defense...

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I had to keep this thread going.

You're Canadian!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, they have great hockey.
You bludgeoned me with a spoon!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, we were filming a sequel to the spoon horror movie!

you were too busy for me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was curing all diseases in the modern world!

You stole my hat!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it's a nice hat!
You where storing yoghurt in your hat! (ew)

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was keeping me cool!

You oversalted my meal!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wanted to keep the slugs away from your salad!

You cut my brakes!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, who makes brakes out of paper!
You made brakes out of paper!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, it's eco-friendly!

You tied me to a chair!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, it was a comfortable chair.

You wouldn't believe how comfortable my chair was!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, the seat has spikes on it!
You stabbed me in the arse!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I warned you what acupuncture was!

You lit me on fire!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you said you where cold!
You locked me in a fridge!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was hiding you from the murderers!

You screamed so loud that my eardrums blew out!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you have a disease which gives you really week eardrums!
You nuked my whale shaped house!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had to be aware of the risk you had just building that!

You put an iceberg in my path!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it will block in the whales!
You let the whales go free!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was my day off.

You didn't accept my bribe!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, he offered me a better price!
You robbed me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, you don't need all that money.

You fooled me with fake money!