In my Defense i had to make them look pretty for the auction.
You put fake items in the vault.
You put fake items in the vault.
In My Defense...
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In My Defense they had sentimental value.
You made me watch the Will Ferrell movie Land Of The Lost.
You made me watch the Will Ferrell movie Land Of The Lost.
In my defence, it was in the dvd drive and you said you wanted to watch something!
You broke my dvd player!
You broke my dvd player!
In My Defense all I thought I had to do was send a black envelope.
You burnt down the public library!
You burnt down the public library!
In my defence, every book was twilight!
You filled a public library with twilight! Now it's full of horny old people! You should know only old people go in public libraries!
You filled a public library with twilight! Now it's full of horny old people! You should know only old people go in public libraries!
In My Defense I arranged to kill myself later today.
You assisted someone with their suicide!
You assisted someone with their suicide!
In My Defense the store that was selling them caught on fire, boy did it burn.
You grew an evil mustache!
You grew an evil mustache!
In my defence, it won't make it past my stomach, and pickles are delicious!
You stabbed me in the stomach, now the acid is everywhere!
You stabbed me in the stomach, now the acid is everywhere!
In my defence, they are made of chrome! They don't need to be any shinier!
You made boots out of chrome!
You made boots out of chrome!
In my defense i needed something harder then steel for when i kick my minions.
you burnt the cake.
you burnt the cake.
In my defence, the cake is made out of flammable materials!
You made a cake out of flammable materials!
You made a cake out of flammable materials!
In my defense, I had marshmallows, chocolate, crackers, and a CRAVING.
You took mah marshmallows!
You took mah marshmallows!
In my defense i needed them for my massive bonfire and i didn't want to pay for them.
You put out the fire.
You put out the fire.