In one sentence, convince me and everyone reading this that you are insane.

[Blind0bserver]

Bhudda has a ghost penis hiding in your cereal.

(Totally stole that from Patton Oswalt.)

 

[NotAPie]

Guys,*smiles like mario*...I'm not insane.

 

[Alex_P]

Moved to forum games. Play on.

-- Alex

 

[NotAPie]

I'm not insane, I was just playing with that puppy...then I gutted him.

 

[theSovietConnection]

MaxTheReaper is made of salad.
.>
... Sorry that's all I got.

Nah, I'm pretty sure its rainbows and happiness and pretty unicorns.

 

[Tekk Man]

ENO-YTXIS SROSSICS DEEN I KCOR IRAK-IRAH FFO KNILB-WAR A SEOD KROF GNINUT A HTIW ECAPS WAJ-PALF NI MROW DEFFUTS-ELPRUP SUOMAF EHT NEHW GNIZAMA S'TI KNIHT I! (see if you can figure this one out)

 

[uhgungawa]

ENO-YTXIS SROSSICS DEEN I KCOR IRAK-IRAH FFO KNILB-WAR A SEOD KROF GNINUT A HTIW ECAPS WAJ-PALF NI MROW DEFFUTS-ELPRUP SUOMAF EHT NEHW GNIZAMA S'TI KNIHT I! (see if you can figure this one out)

I think it's amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw-blink off hari-kari rock i need scissors sixty-one

 

[Xegewrath]

Monkey penguins are eating my chocolate sprinkled cake balloon that's encrusted with years of magical fairy pies!

 

[Bibliomancer]

"The little purple men in the toaster whisper to me in the night and tell me to disembowel my sneakers with a giant spoon that the elves gave to me."

 

[uhgungawa]

I really love this one, knew it word for word as a child

 

[Erana]

Former president Bush with one of the Backstreet boys.

Awesome.

 

[thenoblitt]

i fiddled with myself to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoK91liM5uE

 

[the Tadman]

I just commited mass murder! *Maniac laugh*

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I like Scouting For Girls.

 

[TheDoctor455]

With the 37 keys of Ztench I open the way, with the myriad plagues of Nurgle I corrupt the land, and with this blood offering (slits a dog's throat) I invite the Blood God, Khorne over for tea.

 

[Tekk Man]

ENO-YTXIS SROSSICS DEEN I KCOR IRAK-IRAH FFO KNILB-WAR A SEOD KROF GNINUT A HTIW ECAPS WAJ-PALF NI MROW DEFFUTS-ELPRUP SUOMAF EHT NEHW GNIZAMA S'TI KNIHT I! (see if you can figure this one out)

I think it's amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw-blink off hari-kari rock i need scissors sixty-one

Congratulations! You win the PRIZE!!!!!!!!

 

[Fingerprint]

The white dragon walks to the left.

 

[Fraught]

ENO-YTXIS SROSSICS DEEN I KCOR IRAK-IRAH FFO KNILB-WAR A SEOD KROF GNINUT A HTIW ECAPS WAJ-PALF NI MROW DEFFUTS-ELPRUP SUOMAF EHT NEHW GNIZAMA S'TI KNIHT I! (see if you can figure this one out)

I think it's amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw-blink off hari-kari rock i need scissors sixty-one

He's totally insane, right?

 

[Fenixhart]

I saw a mudcrab the Other day.

Horrible Creature. I hear their meat is rather tasy though.

 

[Debatra]

Dies mies jeshet boene dousef dovema entemaus!