In Soviet Russia

[Haliwali]

Take any line, flip it around, and add in Soviet Russia.
I'll start-
In Soviet Russia, you do not shoot gun, gun shoots YOU.
In Soviet Russia, you do watch TV, TV watches YOU.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

In soviet Russia, you don't have sex, sex has YOU!

 

[Berethond]

In Soviet Russia, you don't make Chuck Norris jokes. Church Norris jokes make YOU

 

[xxcloud417xx]

In Soviet Russia, you don't get cold, cold gets YOU!

that's the classic one from some movie...

 

[RPG and Book Lover]

In Soviet Russia, you dont make PB and J, PB and J gets you!

 

[Dastardos]

In Soveit Russia You dont drive car! Car Drives YOU!

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

In Soviet Russia, you don't think outside the box, the box thinks outside YOU!

 

[Hamsterlad]

In Soviet Russia road forks YOU!

 

[Haliwali]

In Soviet Russia, you do not play Tetris. Tetris plays YOU.

 

[TMAN10112]

In soviet russia you don't lisen to music, music lisens to YOU!

 

[Graustein]

In Soviet Russia, Jew oppress YOU!!

 

[Higurashi]

In Soviet Russia, you do not come back and bite history in the ass, history comes back and bites YOU in the ass! Wait...
/razor irony

In Soviet Russia, you do not tread the vast and desolate tundra; the vast and desolate tundra treads YOU!

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

In Soviet Russia, spoon bends you!

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

In soviet Russia, you don't get drunk and screw whores, alcohol screws up and whores YOU!

 

[Combined]

In soviet Russia, you don't get beaten up and dragged off to the KGB, ...Oh wait.
In soviet Russia, watch sets you!
In Soviet Russia, Freeman kills you.

 

[Incompl te]

In Soviet Russia you don't screw people, Soviet Russia screws you!

 

[JakalMc]

In Soviet Russia, duck feeds you!
In Soviet Russia, money spends you!

 

[GenHellspawn]

In Soviet Russia, poetry writes YOU.

 

[reilster]

In soviet you don;t do a revolution
A revolution does you!
(sorry just revising the ruissa rev's)

 

[Haliwali]

In Soviet Russia, spoon bends you!

In Soviet Russia, there is no spoon.