In Soviet Russia

[Healey]

In Soviet Russia, Premier assassinates YOU!

 

[Birras]

In Soviet Russia, Russia soviets you!

 

[Haliwali]

In Soviet Russia, you do not cancel Firefly, Firefly cancels YOU!

 

[Reqium]

In Soviet Russia, Template Saves YOU!

 

[xxcloud417xx]

In Soviet Russia, you don't open a can of soup, can of soup opens YOU!

 

[tomdavi]

In soviet Russia, you do not laugh at our accent, accent luaghs at you!

 

[TheMushroomClub]

In Soviet Russia, you do not turn light on, light turns YOU on!

 

[Anarchemitis]

In Soviet Russia, you don't make Chuck Norris jokes. Church Norris jokes make YOU

In Soviet Russia, Rutherford B. Hayes knows how many licks a Tootsie Pop takes to get to the center of you!

 

[jebussaves88]

In Soviet Russia:
-Environment fucks you!
-Subway rides you!
-Cancer cures you!
-Cow milks you!
-Aspirin takes you!
-Ipod fills you!... with music and photos of friends and family...
-RROD overheats you!
-Pizza slices you!
-Ice skates you!
-Tiles lay you!
-Sleep has you!
-There are no women, only slow deeeath!

 

[Haliwali]

In Soviet Russia, you do not get crabs from hooker, YOU give hooker crabs.

 

[terribleyetfun]

in soviet Russia you do not sit on chair chair sits on you!

in soviet Russia you do not play game game plays you!

 

[KissofKetchup]

In Soviet Russia, automatic doors don't open automatically for you, you open automatically open for them!

 

[the monopoly guy]

In Soviet Russia, food doesn't eat you!
because there is none.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

In Soviet Russia, you don't protect the Motherland, the Motherland protects...

Wait, that's wrong...

 

[Dommyboy]

In Soviet Russia, WoW grinds you!

 

[stormcaller]

In Soviet Russia you are not not prepared, not prepared is not you (/headache)

 

[Mr. Fister]

In Soviet Russia, you don't talk about Fight Club, Fight Club talks about you!

 

[TheIr0nMike]

In Soviet Russia, Facebook stalks you

 

[The Sorrow]

(For rappers).
In Soviet Russia, integrity of music shit on YOU!

 

[RedDiablo]

In Soviet Russia, you don't capture Pokemon, Pokemon capture you!
In Soviet Russia, hot dogs spread ketchup, mustard and relish on you!