(It's better if you pretend this is being said in a Russian accent.)
In Soviet Russia, Cat lets you out of bag.
In Soviet Russia, Stem Cells research you.
In Soviet Russia, step on crack and mother breaks YOUR back.
In Soviet Russia: FIRE! FIRE! Pants on Liar.
In Soviet Russia, spoon full of medicine helps the government sugar go down.
In Soviet Russia, The KGB is