In Soviet Russia

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ZomgSharkz

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In Soviet Russia, Games beat YOU!
In Soviet Russia, toilet pees in YOU!
In Soviet Russia, email reads YOU!
In Soviet Russia, essay writes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, idea thinks YOU!

I don't know if that last one made any sense.
 

Jinx_Dragon

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The one I've heard before and sticks in my mind is this, and please don't ban me for it:
In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!
 

Flying-Emu

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In Soviet Russia, your castle is in another princess.

... After reading that, I'm disturbed.
 

WastedHero

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(It's better if you pretend this is being said in a Russian accent.)

In Soviet Russia, Cat lets you out of bag.

In Soviet Russia, Stem Cells research you.

In Soviet Russia, step on crack and mother breaks YOUR back.

In Soviet Russia: FIRE! FIRE! Pants on Liar.

In Soviet Russia, spoon full of medicine helps the government sugar go down.

In Soviet Russia, The KGB is
 

WastedHero

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In The Great Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, The Committee for State Security is watched and protected by you....hahahaha, get it! It's because The Committee for State Security always watches and protects us, isn't that right, comrades?
 

Klagermeister

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Here's some I came up with the other day.

In Soviet Russia, cream whips you!
In Soviet Russia, hoops shoot you!
In Soviet Russia, eggs beat you!
In Soviet Russia, cars steal you!
In Soviet Russia, paper folds you!
 

Combined

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In Soviet Russia, fishes go Mario. (You get a cookie if you can rephrase that AND tell me what game is it from.)