In Soviet Russia

[Sev72]

In Soviet Russia you don't get cake, cake gets you!

 

[dymond2K9]

In soviet russia, car drives you!

 

[MasterSqueak]

In Soviet Russia, The Escapist reads you!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

In Soviet Russia you don't screw people, Soviet Russia screws you!

best one yet.
In Soviet Russia You dont pwn noobs
noobs pwn YOU

 

[MasterSqueak]

In Soviet Russia, handgrenade throws you!

 

[The_Heretic]

In Soviet Russia dog pets you!

 

[MasterSqueak]

In Soviet Russia, baby's eat you!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Noobs dont pwn
Pwn pwns noobs

 

[vid20]

In Soviet Russia you don't screw people, Soviet Russia screws you!

best one yet.
In Soviet Russia You dont pwn noobs
noobs pwn YOU

In soviet Russia you don't fail miserably, miserably fails you.

 

[hondommond]

in Soviet Russia...Presents open you!

 

[Lullabye]

In soviet russia
life is good.

 

[cyber_andyy]

In Soviet Russia, game whines about YOU

 

[MasterSqueak]

In Soviet Russia, food eats YOU.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

In soviet russia soviets dont kill
kills dont soviet
LOL

 

[Zombie_Fish]

In Soviet Russia, you don't put down funny post, funny post puts down you.

 

[the Tadman]

In Soviet Russia you don't stuff turkey, turkey stuffs you!

 

[dymond2K9]

In soviet russia, porn watches you!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

In soviet russia WWII Didnt have soviets
Soviets had WWII

 

[Letsrock456]

People don't find Haze funny
But in soviet russia, Haze dosen't find people funny!