In Soviet Russia

[I III II X4]

In Soviet Russia, plane crashes you!

In Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!

 

[revolverwolf]

In Soviet Russia, this post laughs at you!

 

[Iolair]

In Soviet Russia, cat box scoops you out.

In Soviet Russia, art criticizes you.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Spoiler

http://www.deviantart.com/download/73911301/Team_Fortress_2__Production_by_JayAxer.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Production optimizes YOU!

 

[Flying-Emu]

In Soviet Russia, Pylon construct additional YOU.

 

[Jumplion]

How did this "In Soviet Russia" stuff start anyway?

Whatever.

In Soviet Russia, College pays for you!

Wait...

 

[Whiskyjakk]

In Soviet Russia, you don't vote for politicians, politicians vote for you!

In Soviet Russia you don't create gulag, gulag creates you!

 

[chumpzilla_69]

In soviet russia , You protect condom

 

[curlycrouton]

In soviet you don;t do a revolution
A revolution does you!
(sorry just revising the ruissa rev's)

How exactly can you "do" a revolution?

Also, in Soviet Russia you don't build a computer, a computer builds you!

 

[Grab-bag]

In soviet russia, houses build you!

 

[Agent Larkin]

In California you can always find party, in Soviet Russia party can always find you!

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

In Soviet Russia, you do not make cliché Soviet Russia joke, cliché Soviet Russia joke makes you!

 

[L_Lawliet]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia joke makes YOU!

 

[Crowghast]

How did this "In Soviet Russia" stuff start anyway?

Whatever.

In Soviet Russia, College pays for you!

Wait...

There was an advertisement in the united States that stated: [i\]"In America, You Can Always Find A Party!"[/i]

Of course, someone in Russia had decided to do the Americans one better, and went with: [i\]"In Soviet Russia, Party Finds You!"[/i]

This gave rise to the joke that Soviet Russia was completely ass-backwards.

In Soviet Russia, backwards is YOUR ass.

 

[Jenkins]

In soviet russi-
wait... what are you doing? who are you people? KGB??? stop o wai- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Sporky111]

In Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn YOU.

In Soviet Russia, YOU fire Boss.

In Soviet Russia, the lie is a cake. (I don't know what to think of that one either)

 

[DarkExarch]

In Soviet Russia, Peach saves Mario.

 

[Grab-bag]

In soviet Russia, you don't flip pancakes, pancakes flip you!