In soviet russia...

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, trees cut you down!

 

[The Zango]

In soviet russia, this thread over-creates you!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, Cake eats you!

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, sunsets watch you!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, Drugs take You!

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, back stabs you!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, beer drinks you!

 

[XThecommander]

In Soviet Russia, wood burns you.

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, light-bulb changes you.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, steak cooks you!

 

[Hman121]

In Soviet Russia, lightswitch turns you! On.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, essay writes you!

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, game plays you!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you!

 

[Cryptorus]

In Soviet Russia, movie watch you!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

In Soviet Russia, disaster blames YOU!!

 

[Moderationintime]

In soviet Russia, Forum post on you!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

In Soviet Russia, money spends YOU!!

 

[XThecommander]

In america, you buy items.
In soviet russia, items buy you.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

In Soviet Russia, puck blocks YOU!!